Knitting a stab proof vest?

Emmerson is on his game again. Keeping Stock suggests he should be knitting a stab proof vest.

Shearer knitting

 


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  • cows4me

    More likely a funeral shroud.

  • Note the name on the dog-mat at Shearer’s feet; or has Emmerson cast David Cunliffe as a pussycat?

    • MrAuz1989

      If it weren’t for the name on the mat, I would never have picked it as resembling silent T. It honestly looks more like Nick Smith(?)

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    “I can absolutely and utterly assure you of that. It’s a very united caucus.” – Messiah.

    Sheep has spoken. So it is time for all to shut up and move on bros.

    • Agent BallSack

      Crap, so its that serious.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Very good…the scared look on shearers face and the sneaky look on cunliffe the dog’s face.
    So he (cunliffe) will be looking to wear the slippers, instead of fetching them?

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