Man Card Confiscated!

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  • cows4me

    Strewth, the only thing missing is his leash, poor bastard.

  • Patrick

    He should be next door putting some money on the horses or sinking a few jars – sitting outside the changing room, what a wally.

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    The things a man endures for a bit of nooky. He should take his wife’s splurge money to the Philippines or Thailand. And here’s me thinking NZ is a pragmatic utilitarian (nice way of saying philistine) society… :-)

  • PlanetOrphan

    Why confiscated ? ….

    He’s guarding the changing room in a manly way M8!

  • Michael

    We’ve all be this guy at some stage.

    • Guest

      Just the same as we have all been that girl who has to feign interest in the motorbike or mountain bike shops or the latest auto or motorcycle trader…..the things we do for love :-)

  • Guest

    Takes a real man to suck it up & support wifey – good on him. Doesn’t mean he’s pussy whipped, it means he probably knows how to compromise….one of the key ingredients to a long & happy marriage

    And no doubt he has made her wait around while he browses a fishing shop or the car yard…not sure if he is a motorcycle boy

    • Muffin

      You know you’re whipped if the wife is at he fishing tackle shop/ pub/ bike store/ car yard with you!

      • Guest

        Haha oops hasn’t thought of it that way – and if the wife and child are in tow…?

      • Travis Poulson

        I had my wife at the sports shop for 2 hours earlier in the year while I looked at guns and talked nonsense.

  • jonno1

    Heh, I’ve been there more than once… at least the bloke got a stool to sit on, I’ve sat on the floor at times (yeah, sad I know). But I’ve also been to stores like Macys where they provide a men’s seating area near the changing rooms complete with lounge chairs, motor mags etc, a much smarter move.

    • johnbronkhorst

      “I’ve sat on the floor at times (yeah, sad I know). ”
      or on the manikin raised display stand, trying desperately not to look like a pervert.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Could have been me in 2008, on Hollywood Boulavard, ..Except I had to force her to go in. I did not expect to be there 1 HOUR, joined by a German guy (on holiday too) and offered a free cup coffee. I think it is the sympathetic looks you get from the young female shop assistants, that really gets you.

  • unitedtribes

    Actually hes only waiting for his wife to get out of the dressing room

  • Jimmie

    By the looks he might be waiting to try some on for himself.

    Seriously though there is nothing that gives you sore feet and a dreadful tiredness than waiting for your Mrs to decide which particular piece of clothing to purchase.

    Kind of like Chinese water torture but you do it willingly as you know if you can wait around with a good attitude she won’t mind when you need to pop into the hardware store and buy a new power tool (toy) for the workshop paying 5 times the price of her bra set!

  • P1LL

    I can relate to his predicament , It is high school ball season up here and I had a 45 minute wait in the bendon shop whilst my daughter and her friend shopped for underwear :(
    I felt like a dirty old pervert when the female customers walked in to the shop staring at me .

    • Guest

      Dad of the year award goes to you – wear it with pride!

    • Come on now. If you got to that point, you’ve also had your hair done, wore pink things, and had nail polish applied, surely?

  • Muffin

    He lost the battle when he stepped in the store

  • williamabong

    He’s a registered teacher looking to freshen his “up-skirt” picture collection.

  • Dave

    You might all shun this man, But his job title is: Chief Lingerie fitter. He guarantees more lift shape and more comfort. After close and careful examination, he makes his recommendations and then assists with the fitting …………

  • Really?

    Looks to me like a Labour faithful attending a Labour conference?

  • Shiftydealings

    He’s probably about to get a pair of the hanger and get himself on Target!!