Reach around… for a deeper clean


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  • John Q Public

    “Shit” got bleeped out but “ass” was ok. Americans.

  • Col

    Sorry about this, as co leader of the Greens I am unable to reach that far, “Russell please help”.

  • Col

    I notice 2 new idiots coming in from the greens, one is Balanced View and the other is Meg, I have asked them both who do you think would be a better speaker than Carter, at this stage I have had no reply!!!!
    The green green green hills of home.

  • williamabong

    I would have thought at the mention of a “reach around” half the readers from the Standard would have been here in a flash, sorry fellas but this on doesn’t refer to your favourite sport.