Tory Sex Scandal erupts

In the UK Labour MPs get done for nicking coin, Tory MPs are always in the back of a boy or some other sex scandal. And so it erupts on the UK.


The Daily Mail reports:

David Cameron has held crisis talks at Downing Street after being told of allegations of a sensational love affair which has potentially significant political implications for him.

For legal reasons, The Mail on Sunday cannot disclose the identities of the people involved or any details of the relationship – even its duration – other than that they are middle-aged figures. The affair has now concluded.

But this newspaper can report that when aides told Mr Cameron the identities of the alleged lovers he was ‘stunned’, and, according to sources, ‘immediately realised the importance of the story’.

The Prime Minister and his aides also discussed the possible fallout should details of the affair become public – and how such disclosure could ‘blow out of the water’ any major political set pieces planned by No 10.

One senior source told this newspaper last night: ‘This revelation is dynamite. None of us could believe it when we first heard it. Then we just thought, “What a complete mess”.’

The source added that, apart from the political implications, the revelation had caused ‘great personal distress to innocent parties’.

It is understood that the Prime Minister was told of the relationship – which does not involve anyone serving in the Cabinet – within the past few weeks.


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  • Michael

    Stuff that, Matt Smith is leaving Doctor Who?

    • Tiberius

      He was always my least favourite Dr.

      • Michael

        But Amy Pond was the best companion – and Matt Smith had the best scene in the rebooted series. “I am the Doctor. Basically, run.”

        • Tiberius

          Billie Piper and David Tennant were much better!!

          • Michael

            David Tennant – best Doctor ever. Billie Piper – not so much.

          • Bunswalla

            Yes but she was very good in Secret Diary of a Call Girl. And I mean very good – rowwrrr.

            Just trying to get the thread back onto sex, which let’s face it is what got us all here in the first place.

    • Travis Poulson

      *yawn*. I haven’t watched Doctor Who since the original. They should have left it there.

    • MrAuz1989

      I’ve been watching UKTV’s “11 Months 11 Doctors” and, say what you like about the special effects and production values back then, some of the old guys just knock the new breed out of the park acting wise.

  • grumpy

    Could this be true? sorry, wrong link first up, this is the one!

  • TomTom

    If it doesn’t involve any of the Cabinet, then how can it be politically “huge” to the point it derails Government agenda? And since when has “legal reasons” ever stopped British rags?

    • Bunswalla

      It’s a historical affair which has just come to light after a photo emerged of Charles taking one of his polo ponies from behind, while Camilla’s up a tree, pissing on them both. Don’t worry, it will all blow over soon.

    • James Stephenson

      Since Leveson.

      • ContheNeo

        According to what I have seen, they are not publishing because of the threat of contempt of court or perverting the course of justice charges. Not the threat of libel or defamation.

        • armeniaman

          Don’t see how it can be contempt of court when no one has been charged.

          • ContheNeo

            Yes they have been.

  • Col

    That’s life for yea!!!
    Now lets move on.

  • Mediaan

    Just one of the hazards of being super-prominent. Can be set up as a kind of warfare, easy-peasy these days.

  • Dumrse

    Take the fist R out of the headline and it might be worth reading.

  • wayne lamport

    I know who it is !
    So thats why he wants camerons job…………..he has inside information ?
    And is that why they left there daughter behind a year ago because thats when he found out ?

  • FintanOflaois

    Once again the one-eyed trouser snake intervenes in Tory politics.

  • simpy

    Supposedly the scandal is that Boris Johnson has been shagging Cameron’s wife.

    • James Stephenson

      If you read between the right lines, on the right blog, then neither party is an MP.