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Duncan Garner hooks into Labour and David Shearer.

If Fran “Exit” Mold is the answer then it was a stupid question and they really are in disarray:

And why has David Shearer told porkies? Are these the only ones he has told recently.


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  • Pete George

    Going back to Mold is just going back to a different tatters.

    • Ronnie Chow

      tatters ?

      • Pete George

        “Labour’s strategic direction in tatters”

        From one tatters to another since way back.

        • Sometimes it’s better not to reply :)

          • Ronnie Chow

            Tether ? Tethered in tatters ?

          • (deleted by author)

          • dyannt

            from NZ Pocket Oxford Dictionary.
            “in tatters” (of argument etc) ruined, demolished

      • OT Richter

        A group of tatooists from West Auckland. I can’t see the relevance either.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Well I hate Puff Pastry Duncan. But if he is going to latch on to Sheep, I am all for it. But remember bros – Sheep has a huge number of MPs to manage, So mistakes do happen as he cannot remember what every MP is doing. So cut some slack fellows….

  • JeffDaRef

    Shearer – the gift that keeps on giving….

    • Travis Poulson

      Almost there, I’ll tidy it up for you:

      “Shearer – the git that keeps on giving….”

      • Almost there, I’ll tidy it up for you:

        “Shearer – the git that keeps on living….”

      • JeffDaRef

        haha – that got a snort out of me – gold!

  • blokeintakapuna

    Mr. Garner… Please keep asking him until he answers! Please also ask him how was he doing his tax return before the end of the financial year?

  • Mr_V4

    The best thing about your nicknames for repeaters is their simplicity