Wouldn’t p*** on him if he was on fire

Do you know this piece of filth?



A 90-year-old woman had more than $27,000 stolen from her bank accounts by a man who tricked his way into her home posing as a Telecom maintenance worker.

The woman was at home in Milford on Auckland’s North Shore when the man arrived, claiming he was there to repair a faulty phone line.

The pensioner believed him and let him into the house. While inside, he took her eftpos and credit cards.

After he left, he called the woman from a pay phone and managed to obtain the pin numbers to her cards, Constable Erik Bakker said.

Between April 8 and May 9, he withdrew $27,500 from her accounts from cash machines around the Auckland area.

At 11.34am on April 11, he was caught on camera using a card at an ASB Bank cash machine in Albany’s Westfield shopping centre.

The woman was unaware the money was being siphoned from her account until she was contacted by her bank.

“I am obviously keen to speak to the person in the footage,” said Mr Bakker.

The 90-year-old victim was upset about the loss. It was not clear whether her bank would cover it as she had given her pin number to the man.

This idiot is going to get caught.  It is just a matter of time.

If you recognise the man in this security footage, or have been targeted by someone similar claiming they are working for Telecom or another company, please contact Constable Erik Bakker at the Takapuna police station on (09) 353-0584 or email [email protected] Alternatively, contact Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800-555-111.


Source:  NZ Herald


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  • Patrick

    Pretty clear picture – printed on the front page of Truth should result in a few calls with a name. Be a shame if a home address was given too wouldn’t it?………

  • Donovan Jackson

    I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire, either. But if he weren’t aflame, I’d gladly micturate on the man.

  • Harroputza

    I would fan the flames.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Film clip to the song…”Putting out the fire, with GASOLINE”
    just my feelings on it!!!
    BTW..how is the old girl coping, hope she isn’t too distressed, the wanker isn’t worth it!

  • LesleyNZ

    Lowlife. “North Shore Police Most Wanted” FB page (https://www.facebook.com/NorthShoreMostWanted?hc_location=timeline ) posted yesterday that he had handed himself into police – power of Social Media. It is good to “like” this kind of FB page and share the lowlifes.