Bludger expects us to pay for her lifestyle choice

Look at this bludger…expecting the taxpayer to fund her lifestyle choices and colluding with the sperm donor to ensure that stays the case.

Though she was calculating about the process she is no different from those scrubber that flip it up for anyone to get the same result.

A woman who couldn’t afford a sperm donor advertised for a man to father her child – and is now raising her daughter on the DPB.

The father, who visits three times a week, does not have to pay child support.

Sperm donors, even through a private arrangement, were not liable, Inland Revenue said.

The mother, who does not want to be identified, and father agreed to keep his name off the child’s birth certificate.

The 42-year-old Birkenhead woman placed an ad on a website under the username Inseminate Me before interviewing candidates at a public cafe.  

“I couldn’t handle the thought of not being a mother,” she says.

“For years I told myself if I got to 35 and I was still single I would look at getting a sperm donor.”

She couldn’t afford the expense of a professional sperm agency and says arranging it herself was the last resort.

“My first choice would have been to do it the traditional way, get married, the white picket fence and the whole shebang.

“But I had been single for about 12 years and my biological clock was ticking.”

This is the sort of rorting of the DPB that annoys taxpayers no end.

So she laid out the terms of her request online and awaited a response.

She compiled a shortlist of eight candidates who had the attributes she wanted, including eye colour, height, health background and a good IQ.

“I met with them all one by one in a very public Starbucks. Most were just ordinary, decent guys just wanting to share the love of having a child,” she says.

“I told myself if there was a mutual attraction then we would do it the old-fashioned way.

“I was single so what the hey but if not then it would be the old turkey baster or syringe.”

It was the last candidate who ticked all the boxes, she says.

The woman fell pregnant six months later.

She was 39 when she gave birth to a beautiful baby girl with blue eyes the size of saucers and golden blonde hair. The donor agreed in writing to never seek official custody of the child and in return the mother said she would never seek finances from him.

Their child is now two.

Gee 6 months of flipping it up for him. He isn;t a sperm donor he is a long term root by today’s standards…time for IRD to go after both of them.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

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