Bludger expects us to pay for her lifestyle choice

Look at this bludger…expecting the taxpayer to fund her lifestyle choices and colluding with the sperm donor to ensure that stays the case.

Though she was calculating about the process she is no different from those scrubber that flip it up for anyone to get the same result.

A woman who couldn’t afford a sperm donor advertised for a man to father her child – and is now raising her daughter on the DPB.

The father, who visits three times a week, does not have to pay child support.

Sperm donors, even through a private arrangement, were not liable, Inland Revenue said.

The mother, who does not want to be identified, and father agreed to keep his name off the child’s birth certificate.

The 42-year-old Birkenhead woman placed an ad on a website under the username Inseminate Me before interviewing candidates at a public cafe.  

“I couldn’t handle the thought of not being a mother,” she says.

“For years I told myself if I got to 35 and I was still single I would look at getting a sperm donor.”

She couldn’t afford the expense of a professional sperm agency and says arranging it herself was the last resort.

“My first choice would have been to do it the traditional way, get married, the white picket fence and the whole shebang.

“But I had been single for about 12 years and my biological clock was ticking.”

This is the sort of rorting of the DPB that annoys taxpayers no end.

So she laid out the terms of her request online and awaited a response.

She compiled a shortlist of eight candidates who had the attributes she wanted, including eye colour, height, health background and a good IQ.

“I met with them all one by one in a very public Starbucks. Most were just ordinary, decent guys just wanting to share the love of having a child,” she says.

“I told myself if there was a mutual attraction then we would do it the old-fashioned way.

“I was single so what the hey but if not then it would be the old turkey baster or syringe.”

It was the last candidate who ticked all the boxes, she says.

The woman fell pregnant six months later.

She was 39 when she gave birth to a beautiful baby girl with blue eyes the size of saucers and golden blonde hair. The donor agreed in writing to never seek official custody of the child and in return the mother said she would never seek finances from him.

Their child is now two.

Gee 6 months of flipping it up for him. He isn;t a sperm donor he is a long term root by today’s standards…time for IRD to go after both of them.


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  • redeye

    How can anyone be sure the sperm was inserted by anything other than his dick?

  • steve and monique

    That loophole should not apply to someone who advertises online to get knocked up. Put money on the fact she did it the old fashioned way. Guess the kid can say dads not a wanker.

    • Agent BallSack

      He’s visiting the child 3 times a week and being part of her life but wait a minute – IRD can’t get child support? Seems to me he’s showing he IS the father.

  • Agent BallSack

    This is not why I pay my fucking taxes. She’s 42 now and had been single for 12 years – how about you save for a fucking child before thinking OH I need a puppy and breeding on my fucking dollar.

    • David

      It fucks me right off! We are putting off having a kid together because we want to make sure we are in a position to support them working hard, paying taxes and then this loser can pull this shit and get away with it! The message is clear do the right thing and get shafted; take the piss and abuse the system and all the hard working kiwi’s get to support you!

  • unitedtribes

    I think Hitler did this sort of thing

  • blokeintakapuna

    This kind of gaming the system disgusts me!
    She wanted the lifestyle – no problem with that – provided she pays for her lifestyle choices herself – and NOT the tax payer! She’s a swindler!
    Her attitude and approach is exactly why communism doesn’t, can’t and has never worked – everyone thinks someone else will pay for it… until nek minute… Greece!

    • Agent BallSack

      Yeah I was pissy when I read this, it’s outright fleecing the system and NOT what the DPB should be for at all.

  • David

    This makes me so angry! I would like to have a baby with my wife but we cannot afford to and then parasites like this get deliberately pregnant without the means to support their baby! Expecting us to work hard and pay taxes to support her lifestyle choice! I’m fucking sick of this bull shit!

    • Saccharomyces

      Doesn’t it just make your blood boil. And then there’s all the kids that have parents that don’t even want them, beat them, neglect them etc……

      • David

        Yes blood is still boiling! There is something seriously wrong when you can blatantly get deliberately pregnant without any means of support and still get the DPB!!

  • LesleyNZ

    This is not on. The DPB needs to have stricter rules as to who gets it. The father visits 3 times a week! He is not a sperm donor at all! Hold him accountable for what he owes us taxpayers and STOP the DPB to this bludging woman. This bit is bit odd “a beautiful baby girl with blue eyes the size of saucers and golden blonde hair” – what are they really trying to say here?

    • Agent BallSack

      Trying to deflect the ire that is bound to be felt by 90% of people who work their butts off to feed their kids with empathy, Awwww ain’t that cute….Why bother working when you can do this? Oh, that’s right – self respect.

    • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

      It is called the Close Up at 7 method of reportage. Get a pack of fools all wet and wound up and you can slip any blatant injustice under their radar and enable more creeps to get their noses into the public trough.

  • Agent BallSack

    Arent we all sperm donors? IRD is saying if you purposefully get pregnant, the father is not liable but if you get accidentally pregnant the father is? How many guys out there are trapped by an accidental pregnancy that they had no say in yet are paying for, for the rest of their lives?

    • Tom

      Dead right

  • Dave

    DPB is too much of a cover all, how bout a 6 month HAND UP, to get a mum and child on their feet, time to organise FAMILY support, and care for their kid while they get a JOB, if they have to move fine, better chance to meet someone new.

    The socilaist views have provided 100% too much in the welfare stakes, so much it has morphed from a safety net to a full time lifestyle choice. Next the career advisers will include being a beneficiary on their Careers list.

    “Well Mavis, your not really qualified for much, but if you are good at rooting, perhaps a career on the DPB.”

    • Saccharomyces

      I’d suggest that if one is good at rooting then one’s probably got far more lucrative career prospects…..

      • M3N78L

        Dollars to donuts I’d wager she has the face and demeanor of Trevor Mallard. Why else would she spend 12 years “on the shelf” listening to her biological clock..

        • Dave

          Fair point, if she was a great looker, there would be a few males lining up for wining & dining followed by happy endings.

    • Col

      We have meals in schools, how about we supply Chastity Belts and when you have saved enough money you get to take it off.
      THE NEWS a Locksmith was found outside ??????

  • Agent BallSack

    This law should be changed so that honest couples who have someone who is prepared to stand up and be a legal guardian in situ for the donor are not penalised, but people who deliberately get pregnant with no other means of support are not able to do this.

  • Col

    This is a bit like buying something overseas and not having to pay GST!!!!!!

    • Agent BallSack

      That thread is thataway ——————————>

  • Andrei

    No point whining about this – This institution of marriage at its heart is all about the male parent of any child taking full responsibility for that child and its mother

    But you fools have allowed feminism to trash marriage and fatherhood including supporting the most recent abomination that you clowns call gay “marriage” and this what you get.

    “I am entitled to a child and to have the taxpayer support me in this including taking on the responsibilities that should be those of the non existent father.”

    Swim in the sewer you own cretinous stupidity has created

    • blokeintakapuna

      When using minerals-based paints in enclosed spaces, always ensure adequate ventilation.

      • tarkwin

        I wish you’d told me that earlier.

    • Agent BallSack

      Yet with all her entitlementness I just BET she’s a Labour voter.

    • David

      How exactly did we allow feminism to do all of that? I don’t remember a referendum where we voted to do anything of the sort? How did you want us to stop it exactly and what the fuck are you doing about it? Having a cry and making grossly ignorant assumptions about people!

    • Salacious T Crumb

      And back to your kiddy fiddling, history twisting, people subjugating organisation you go Andrei. There’s a good chap.

    • HtD

      Nonsense. Crow-barring the the facts fit your dogma. Fool.

  • Honcho

    I think I can hear Sir Michael Joseph Savage rolling in his grave.

    • Agent BallSack

      Theres a lot of dead Labour Leaders currently rotating at a high velocity. Meridian are looking at using the energy gained to power Dunedin

      • Honcho

        Qoute of the day!!!

  • Scott

    She may have some intelligence. Found another way to rort the system. Maybe she could work for the government to close a few more loopholes.

    • Agent BallSack

      If only she had closed one hole we wouldn’t be having this conversation. And work? Come on, where in that story do you see anything about her working? It’s all for free on your dollar.

      • Scott

        You’re dead right, it’s all about the free money. Maybe if she’d closed the other holes and stopped breathing.

    • pukakidon

      She is a very smart devious person who has worked the system. She is not the idiot, we are for allowing this to happen.

  • Muffin

    Look at the MSM all over it!!!……………………….{tumbleweed blows past}

  • cows4me

    So she signed up for not going him for money and he signed up not to go for custody, the most important signature the arseholes didn’t get was from the taxpayers of New Zealand.

    • Muffin

      No father on birth cert then no DPB!

      • Muffin

        And if you don’t know who did it then tough bikkies

  • Alok Lim

    If you have a dumb welfare system you get dumb results – blame the mps who passed our current system into law

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    This sounds like how Jews might go about breeding actually… Ach vey, zeh is a loophole!

  • snakebit

    All snouts in the trough… But why not? its hard not to feel entitled in this country.