Bravely Running Away From Man Ban

Labour is now bravely running away from its man ban policy.

Why is it that Monty Python has a sketch that works for everything Labour tries these days.  


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  • You couldn’t make this sort of shit up; Labour is in absolute chaos. I can’t wait for Parliament tomorrow.

  • Dave

    Hopefully they will react the same way to every question or issue in the house. No comment

  • Whafe

    Total collapse of the Liabour Party….
    He (mumbly one) is on ZB post the news, better log off and head home….

    • Whafe

      Did Mumbles front up on ZB? He hadn’t by 6.40 in the PM

  • Rex Widerstrom

    Time for Shearer to man up.
    Oh, wait…

    • … woman down? Doesn’t work.

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    The man-ban is enough of a problem for Labour, but girly-men now seems to be the emerging problem for them.

  • johnbronkhorst

    They should have said no to “man ban” question, then asked it anyway…Shearer is a fucking public servant, there are NO questions out of bounds!

    • How much is in the New York Bank accounts, how did it get there, and what are you spending it on?

    • Mr Sackunkrak

      Too bloody right. Labour: own your shit!

  • LesleyNZ

    Well – well- well – well – well – there you go. And “Where’s Trevor” hiding? Paddy seek him out! Trevor usually loves to hear himself speak…………..

    • GazzW

      Trev will be busy dreaming up as many points of order as possible for tomorrow. Ain’t that right Spinky?

    • Agent BallSack

      Civilian scuttlebutt has it that there is to be 100% less Trevor Mallard in Parliament


      • Mr Sackunkrak

        Yeah, but deep down he was only ever really there for the desperate minge.

      • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

        Parliament without the pleb tribune? Unthinkable!

  • Travis Poulson

    I was looking forward to listening to the Labia Party leader explaining on zb tonight, pity he chickened out. Maybe #heyclint’s phone was off the hook and couldn’t be contacted to find out what David was thinking.

    • GazzW

      You’re joking Trav. He really chickened out? It was only Mike Yardley FFS not Larry Williams who would have fair skewered him.

      • Travis Poulson

        Yup, Fran filled in for him, bleating her pro man ban nonsense. If Mike had shut his trap and ambushed Shearer instead of repeatedly announcing he was going to talk about the man ban we might have got an interesting interview. I guess there’s no replacing Larry.

        • Whafe

          Trav, it says a whole lot that he doesn’t have the balls to front up, not even to Yardly…..

          • Middleagedwhiteguy

            True, but not having balls would seem to be the key to advancement in the Labour Party….

          • Whafe

            LOL, Yeah, I thought that once I had hit enter…

          • Dave

            Isn’t that the main point even most of the Labour party blokes lack balls.

      • Whafe

        I thought the same thing, it is only Yardly, Larry would have stomped him into the ground as he should be

        • Travis Poulson

          I love that little chuckle Larry does when he knows he’s being fed bullshit.

          • Whafe

            For sure, it is one of his many signatures….

  • I’ve heard tonight that David Shearer’s office is closed until further notice while it is fumigated to get rid of an infestation of white ants…

  • steve and monique

    Bunch of pussies. Labour should get more woman. Beats the pantie wasted, girls blouses that front for men now.

  • Agent BallSack

    You can’t get anything done when a woman is moaning advising imagine listening to 14 of the has been old hags

  • flashman

    Why do politicians think if they ignore something the media’s got its teeth into, the problem will just go away? Maybe they should call this reaction Doing a Gilmore.