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If John Key doesn’t give me my train set NOW, I’ll go nuclear on his ass

 


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  • Allan

    Screw this im hitting the “fuck it” button!

  • Rodger T

    Whale oil beef hooked ,what does dis button do?

  • SteveWrathall

    Subjects praise the Emperor’s New Locomotive steering wheel.

  • johnbronkhorst

    If I hit the big red button……you’ll put that broom out of my arse?

  • CheesyEarWax

    ahhh…ooowww…ummm..yeaaahhh…

  • GazzW

    “Yeah, us white folks have got rhythm too”

  • Steve (North Shore)

    “Who’s gonna stop me from being Mayor?”

  • Rex Widerstrom

    So then when Andrew peed on my shoes at the Mayoral forum I gave him a left jab, then a right hook…

  • Dave

    When i push this large red button, it stops my train set. See – it works!!!

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    I push this “red” button and that flush Labour off New Zealand???

  • maninblack

    aarrgg me ticker has gone again.

  • cows4me

    Lenny and friends enjoy some down time on Sky Cites new giant poker machine.

  • Saccharomyces

    “Look at me, I’m retarded!”

  • Rangi

    Look everyone! I have a boner!!

    • dumbshit

      yeh its sticking out of his shirt collar

  • sheppy

    When I press this button all the anti unitary feedback disappears -‘yay

  • Travis Poulson

    “IAAFC!!”

    • richard.b

      Doo Dah?

      • ThievingBastards

        ODDD!

  • Steve Harper-Travers

    What a huge knob! The button s pretty impressive too

  • DangerousE

    Fear and Loathing in the Super City ; “take me higher damnit!”

  • bristol

    I now declare this giant plug in wasteful council spending officially open.

  • Col

    As for you Noddy Norman, one push on the RED button, and your compost, ha ha ha

  • Mediaan

    .. Gwina run all night, gwina run all day …

  • ThievingBastards

    “And holding the rope like this, I rode Cathey Casey like a donkey”

  • MrAuz1989

    The “Name the Biggest Knob in the photo” competition went all the way down to the wire……..

  • Homer

    I do not look like Monty Burns. See.

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