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  • Nechtan

    Labour party’s policy strategist has cold water
    thrown on latest election winning idea

  • motorizer

    swimming in figures

  • Michael

    What do you call 1000 lawyers chained together in the sea? A good start.

  • blokeintakapuna

    Over his head, drowning in a sea of paperwork…

  • Col

    Shearers replacement.

  • CheesyEarWax

    Christchurch consent process.

    • Travis Poulson

      There still seems to be some paperwork missing.

  • Travis Poulson

    Len Brown tries to save his drowning unitary plan

  • KT

    Information leaks…guess which government department?

  • MrAuz1989

    Grant Robertson denies leak in Labour Headquarters after man ban ends up all over the papers.

  • Greg

    Its Labours Man Ban, they have just pulled the plug on this fella.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Labour swims to victory in 2014…..

    • Bunswalla

      Haha, yes that’s just how I imagine Labour would swim

  • johnbronkhorst

    Labours attitude to business……would have us swimming in paperwork!

  • Rodger T


  • steve and monique

    Labour flushed at next election

  • ThievingBastards

    K Rudd organising ALP’s next campaign

  • AnonWgtn

    I was only trying to get a New Labour Party together but the barbeque blew up.

  • Whanga_Cynic

    “Let’s pool our ideas and workshop the strategic deliverables until we have a prioritised portfolio of policies for 2014.” Splash!

  • opusx

    I knew I should have gone when Mum asked me to.