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  • johcar

    Living the dream!

  • cows4me

    Lenny, “Quick someone choke the sheep, I’m coming, I’m coming……………..”

  • Paranormal

    THIS… is how I connect with the people…

  • Her name’s Baa-baa-raa

  • Brent

    Gutted, I asked for a real one.

  • @Garyfromthewest

    “…and the tunnel goes right through here like this…”

  • Nechtan

    “Paloma has the running of the bulls, I want Auckland to have chasing of the sheep”

  • Blue Tim

    Aucklanders are like Australians. Easily fu(ked

  • Orange

    “Sorry, I think the white balance is off”

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    What has a tower and a tunnel and involves Len Brown?

  • pukakidon

    Aucklanders are like mindless sheep…… I F%&K them. bwwaaaa… bwwwaaaa!!!

  • BR

    “Hey Auckland! You’re next!”


  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    I better not comment with “Sheep” being… get the drift fellows……

  • Rob

    GCSB spy pic discovered hidden in plain sight as retro photo shop fake. Tunnel Gate inquiry continues.

  • davcav

    Brown is in da house

  • davcav

    Question is, is that sheep photo-shopped in there???

  • boristhefrog

    Len is an Australian! Sheep shagger….. what a twat….

  • pukakidon

    Man Ban…… I am having a Woman Baaaaaaaan!!

  • MarcWills

    Daddy look at that funny animal – sheep at the front, man at the back.

  • Col


  • Dave

    Russell Norman shares his fav with Lying Len

  • steve and monique

    Shearer is fucked as this sheep

  • Christina

    We could never get the proper care for Edwin.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Len will have a go at anything as long as the ratepayer in funding it