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  • Bob

    It’s illegal to be ginger and ugly. Get over it bitches.

    BB

  • steve and monique

    When I said use protection,I did not mean this..

  • Jimmie

    I’m sure the cop’s name is Pinnochio – got a long hooter

  • philbest

    “I’M the biggest martyr to the cause!!! NOT YOU!!!”

    Officer with the nose: “break it up, you two……..”

  • The Real Fozzie Bear

    What do you mean Auntie Helen isn’t going to visit!!!

  • fecnde

    What’s Pinnochio grabbing? (left cop)

  • Andrew

    OMG OMG STAN WALKER!

  • Igotta Numbum

    The “real” Pussy Riot

  • dogit

    I’ve won, I’ve won. I cant believe I’ve won and these cops are here to help guard all the loot.

  • Tom

    Now that’s what I call a baton-charge

  • cows4me

    “NOOOOOOOOOOO….WE MISSED THE SHOE SALE”

  • Whanga_Cynic

    I am so a real blonde!!!

  • wiltinpenis

    STOP TICKLINGGGGGG…AAHHHHHH !!!

  • Colin Price

    Riot squad stumble across cat-fight

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Redhead: “That’s my tit, not his balls you silly bitch!”

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Oh no Sue Moron, Labour has lost again……

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