El Horrido deja caer una bomba grande

In deference to all the Spanish-speakers in New Zealand, the Horrid has decided to publish in another language.

I’m pleased to see that the Spanish for Lefty is still Lefty.

They were bleating on media watch yesterday about how the Heralds automated feeds from the US had US spelling, obviously the Spanish ones have a problem too…

El Horrido


For the English language version:

Phil Mickelson is mystified no more by links golf. He has his name etched in a silver claret jug to prove it.

Mickelson delivered his best closing round ever in a major Sunday – at the British Open, of all places – when he ran off four birdies over the last six holes for a 5-under 66 at Muirfield to win the third leg of the career Grand Slam.

“This is such an accomplishment for me because I just never knew if I’d be able to develop the game to play links golf effectively,” Mickelson said. “To play the best round arguably of my career, to putt better than I’ve ever putted, to shoot the round of my life … it feels amazing to win the claret jug.”


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  • Bunswalla

    Ay carumba! Porque eres tan estupido El horrido?

  • Harroputza

    The Spanish is missing any letter with an accent. But it still has fewer mistakes than the Herald does usually.