Face of the day

“I have been a Labour member for a long time and would do most things for the party but not have the operation”. – Clayton Cosgrove on the Man Ban



THANK YOU for being a subscriber. Because of you Whaleoil is going from strength to strength. It is a little known fact that Whaleoil subscribers are better in bed, good looking and highly intelligent. Sometimes all at once! Please Click Here Now to subscribe to an ad-free Whaleoil.

  • williamabong

    Bugger me, I thought the dickless wonder had already had the aforementioned operation.

  • OT Richter

    Is he talking about a Labourotomy, or reversal of the operation that replaced his head with a potato?

  • tarkwin

    The real tragedy is that he looks more feminine than most of the women in Labour.

  • Agent BallSack

    According to One News, Labour already has 80% women representation. So it means guys in the party can still get rid of this nasty piece of legislation at the vote. As they should, they would be effectively voting themselves out of a job if they support it.

  • Lauda

    Sorry Clayton but I think you’ve left it a bit late – in order to become a labour candidate you’ve already had your brain removed and the turd inserted

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    Why would any working “man of the people” want to join a fucking club like this? Labour is a brigade of lefty condescending fruitloops from the public sector, media and academia. They view the huddled masses as their congregation who they can mulct tithes from, just as the churches once could. To me, the percentage of the Labour vote will determine the percentage of old credulous plebs in NZ, and the Greens votes will determine the percentage of gullible, middle trash youth who dress in stupid outfits and rebel against society by conforming with each other.