Face of the day

“I am sorry to announce that Nigella Lawson and I are getting divorced, this is heartbreaking for both of us as our love was very deep, but in the last year we have become estranged and drifted apart. “I feel that I have clearly been a disappointment to Nigella during the last year or so, and I am disappointed that she was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way.” – Charles Saatchi

Nigella is rejected by one of her arse holes. Oh dear, what a shame, back on the market.

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