Face of the day

“Fuck Bill Clinton” – Jumped up spoilt little bitch Justin Bieber, after pissing in a mop bucket in a restaurant kitchen




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  • snakebit

    Poor dude, hes just at a loose end what with all the money and no real job. Ya know he should put his time into saving the world – make a great spokes person for Green Peace or the UN. Hell, hes already got the uniform!

  • williamabong

    Rub the filthy little bitches face in it, he’s just a spoilt brat that needs his arse kicked till his nose bleeds.

  • motorizer

    he had better not throw a tv out a window or ill REALLY be pissed off. little c*nt thinks hes john bonham.

    • Betty Swallocks

      Doesn’t look like the twat would have the strength to throw the remote out of a window, never mind the set.

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    and another proud mother is born…

  • williamabong

    The biggest surprise was seeing him standing to pee, I actually thought this dickless wonder sat to piss, not unlike most of the “men” in the Labia Party.

    • Travis Poulson

      In the situation pictured above, he tried taking on a photographer that was twice his size. All the bravado of being held back by his own bouncer. The photographer would have sat his arse on the footpath.

      • williamabong

        Absolutely, the scrawny little prick would have to run round in the shower to get wet.
        This little shit would be like tough guy Russell Crowe who had his minders hold Eric Watson so he could whack him as payback for the hiding Watson had just given his arse.
        EDIT That vitamin P looks like it’s doing him the world of good, 6 months dead or broke or both.

        • tarkwin

          I reckon he’s morphing into Michael Jackson – he’s even got a monkey.

          • Euan Ross-Taylor

            I think that should read ‘had’. Isn’t it now a German monkey?

          • johnbronkhorst

            He owns kim dot com??? When did this happen? How did I miss it? Man he must be rich!

          • Euan Ross-Taylor

            I think you got the wrong species, even the African gorrillas don’t get that big!

      • Tom
    • Hack off Labour

      Now there’s an idea for Labourious, simply cunningly (sounds like our man in waiting) close all the bloke’s toilets and thus you enforce your desired policy without all the fuss and bother of an undemocratic leader trying to save the sinking ship.

    • Mark

      I’m sure I saw him whip out his GoGirl http://www.go-girl.com/

  • Teletubby

    Although I’m a big believer in people taking responsibility of their own lives I think in this case some music execs and his own manager made a lot of money of this kid without giving any consideration to the fact that a child was ill equipped to deal with the fame and fortune. Don’t get me wrong I still think he’s a brat but he has also been used and abused by a few adults that could have managed him far better

    • Random66

      My girls follow this guy and if you listen to them they think once he turned 18 and his mother was kicked off the team as his ultimate minder and keeper his behaviour deteriorated. Obviously he can’t set boundaries on his own.

  • Col

    When my son asked me for money this morning I said ” listen do you want to be like Justin” he said back to me ” no I don’t need the money bye”

    • Agent BallSack

      Classic im gonna try that

  • Red

    I say he’s finally become interesting. Great shit – we can run a sweep whether he’ll die of an overdose, car crash or a stabbing…. I’m good for a tenner

    • Col

      I hear he has a medical condition, and he may not last to long when this condition arises it is called Thirtysex?

  • pukakidon

    At first I thought it was a picture of a handicapped person

  • williamabong

    Q – What has four hundred legs and no pubic hair ?

    A – The first two rows at a Justin Bieber concert.

    • johnbronkhorst

      The first 2 legs belong to justin bieber, don’t they?

  • Ronnie Chow

    More balls than Shearer .

  • johnbronkhorst

    His voice broken yet?

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    He’ll go the way of Macauley Culkin and all the other child stars soon enough. It is called karma. He’s pretty much Donny from an Adam Sandler movie called That’s My Boy.
    Adam Sandler’s movies are absolutely dreadful, but if you want to see where Bieber will wind up, I suggest you grit your teeth and endure it.