Face of the day

From now on, any asylum-seeker who arrives in Australia by boat will have no chance of being settled in Australia as a refugee” – Australian PM, Kokoda Trail survivor, and failure of Klingon salutes Kevin Rudd giving the bailer sailers the arse card.

Kevin Rudd


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  • Dave

    Major protests planned all over Australia today as so many object to Rudds policy, but he has stolen the policy from Abbot leaving him looking slow.

    I am amazed by the apathy of a lot of the opposition to the policy, they claim the asylum seekers can’t be sent to PNG as it is a third world country with an appalling record of violence, rape and murder, yet before yesterday, they were happy to ignore PNG and all those atrocities.

    The asylum seekers are leaving their countries as they are said to be persecuted and in most cases face death if they stay, so by comparison PNG seems far better!

    And, when the policy stops the boats coming, the drownings stop. A simple fact the socialist protesters forget.

    • Travis Poulson

      Aussies are dumb, they’d rather fill their own country with illegal immigrants

      • Chris

        Some are and some would, but most aren’t and most don’t. This announcement might just make Rudd PM.

        • Travis Poulson

          I guess its the same as always eh. The minority makes the most noise.

  • Col

    I hear if they try and make it to NZ the same thing will happen, they will be sent to that island in the south of the Tasman sea, I think it is called NOWHERETOBESCENE.

  • Arnie

    Yes Papua New Guinea where they will be “settled” is much closer to Aussie making it easier for them to reorganize and cross the small sea trip to Aussie.

    • Dave

      At two points you can walk across at low tide!! but beware of the salties, perhaps the border patrol should breed the salties for security!

      • Travis Poulson

        You can bet your arse Torres Strait will be the most intensely monitored part of Australia’s coastline

  • Bob

    More shark food

    Raises a point. Do Sharks prefer Chinese, Indonesian, Malaysian or Indian?


  • johnbronkhorst

    Caption :
    “Just because I have blue smudge on my hand, does not mean I jacked off papa smirf.!!!”