Greens hit the campaign trail early: Turei hugs token whitey

It seems that the Green Taliban have abandoned their roots and given up on hugging trees in order to score more votes

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  • metalnwood

    I must find myself a nice ethnic baby to cuddle, sounds like they are sooo cute!! wtf? I found myself a little pakeha baby to cuddle??

    • blokeintakapuna

      Perhaps Dame Susan should be asked about her inherent racist comments?

    • metalnwood

      On re-reading it and inserting the punctuation in my head where it made sense I think she is having a dig at the new ‘pakeha party’

  • blokeintakapuna

    Cringe worthy – her eyes tell us she’s had in-depth discussions with her entrepreneurs… even standing down-wind probably…

    Alcohol – it’s the greatest of social lubricants, but ya just couldn’t get THAT pissed could you…

  • spiker

    Well, that’s a relief. For a moment I feared she had hugged a man.

  • Kendall

    Seriously WTF. Not sure in made any sence at all through the racist overtones

    • Tamati

      I think it is an attempt at sarcasm over the Pakeha Face Book Party, but guess she is implying that the existence of the Maori Party is because Maori feel the need to be hugged,,,

      • Kendall

        The Facebook party was a farce anyway, but if she is implying that she is way more cleaver than I have ever given her credit for. I suppose we can all have one out of the bag. Might see if I can turn this into a game with my beloved tonight, hope she’s working and not reading otherwise I might get the ngati porou smack down.

        • Bryan

          farce or not they have just gone over 50000 likes in a few days

  • Phil

    I feel queezy now…..

    • Bunswalla

      Squeezy? Just give Metiria a call….

  • Justsayn

    WTF!!! I am getting a bit sick about openly racist attitudes being okay if you are a Maori racists. How would a “hug a brownie” campaign go down?

    I know this is meant as a bit of fun, but seriously folks…

    • Travis Poulson

      Target the middle, hug a hybrid.

  • tarkwin

    Poor kid. Probably thought he/she was being swallowed by a giant brown pillow in a designer jacket.

  • Mark C

    …some of my best friends are pakehas…

  • Phar Lap

    A tub of lard smelling of dope smoke,is a big turn off.

  • Lion_ess

    They look like they just got married.

  • johnbronkhorst

    She can go sit in the naughty corner with hone and all the other childish, racist PRATTS!!!

  • 4077th

    Poisonous little troll.

    • 4077th

      Just for the down voter..

  • Honcho

    I can’t help but think somewhere in this country there is a bridge missing it’s troll.

    • Rusty B

      Or a village missing it’s idiot!!

  • John Q Public

    Calling kids “it” never endears, and generally destroys any campaigning gain possible by putting in the hug in the first place.

    • tarkwin

      Even I didn’t do that.

  • Agent BallSack

    Fark she’s piling on the weight. Musn’t subscribe to the lentils and grass diet the greens recommend

    EDIT: Maybe she ATE the baby!

  • steve and monique

    Rather hug a slug,then that mole

  • Col

    Reading that is just fucking racist, what is the difference between a Pakeha baby and a Maori baby. I have left myself wide open for this statement!!!
    No wonder That new Pakeha party will do ok with her as a MP saying things like that.

  • spiker

    Turei used to be in the McGillycuddy Serious Party. Looks as if she still is! Actually, it’s Turei who is the token. The Greens have never given a hoot for Maori and it’s pretty obvious that Maori voters know that. If the Greens get to pull Labour’s string, Maori can kiss goodbye to their farming and aquaculture schemes. It was the Greens who stirred up Comrade Helen to bring in the knee-jerk foreshore and seabed legislation, initially to block Moari mussel farming schemes in the Marlborough Sounds. There were already mussel farms there, of course, and probably the some Greens had a financial interest in them. So Turei is the token Maori component in the Green imagery.

  • Jimbob

    Vision of being hugged by Metiria rolling around in my head…. Hey, just cured my premature ejaculation problem!

  • LinkinHawk

    Fuck she is one ugly bitch.

    • Hazards001

      Be specific!

      • Travis Poulson

        He was!

        • Hazards001

          Who the fuck down voted him?

          • Travis Poulson

            Probably the same person that downvoted the rest.

          • tarkwin

            There are some people out there who get off on large left leaning chicks – where is scs?

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