Hipkins first to hand in his man card


Crikey… I didn’t expect Hipkins to volunteer as the first man ban casualty…

Chris Hipkins is the first Labour MP to hand in his man card. Perhaps he thinks he can get in on the ginger quota.

Labour whip Chris Hipkins is backing his party’s proposal to try to get more women in parliament, as long as they deserve it.

The party is considering proposals to have female only candidates in some electorates. 

Chris Hipkins believes having more women in parliament will help eliminate discrimination in New Zealand politics.

However he says there shouldn’t be discrimination in the process.

WTF? No discrimination in the process…banning men form even being a candidate IS discrimination.

Hipkins also has a big qualifier  there, he is “backing his party’s proposal to try to get more women in parliament, as long as they deserve”…so next question is;

Which females have not deserved it?

Perhaps Chris Hipkins might like to name names.


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  • johnbronkhorst

    Hipkins had his “man card” under false pretences anyway! By that I mean “man” as short for “human”.
    Have used this before:
    hipkins is a wonder to modern medical science. How any mammal can have so little brain function, yet still be breathing!

  • Jmac

    Politics Yoda says: “Sense, young Chippie, you are making none.”

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Thanks for voluntarily joining my Rich Prick’s list big Mac. Get ready tor receive Labour party flyers from now on…..

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Here is how everybody will play the game and this “Man Ban” saga will quietly slide away in the background…..

    • OT Richter

      The only thing sliding away is Labour’s support. Looking forward to you seeing the light.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Richter – On your scale of 2 to 9, Labour’s support will be at 9 after people understand this policy and Labour’s respect for women…..

        • Bob

          Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha spin spin spin

  • BR

    “:Hipkins also has a big qualifier there, he is “backing his party’s
    proposal to try to get more women in parliament, as long as they
    deserve”…so next question is;”

    “Which females have not deserved it?”

    Never mind whether they deserve it.

    What about we the people? Do we deserve it?


    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Your duty is to simply vote the female candidate chosen by Labour for your electorate…..move on will you?

      • BR

        “Your duty is to simply vote the female candidate chosen by Labour for your electorate.”

        I wouldn’t vote for a labour candidate under any circumstances even if she was the only name on the ballot.

        “move on will you?”

        I will not.


  • Elitist Tory

    Did not deserve it? well it is hard to see how the following females entered Parliament on “merit”: Mary Batchelor, Ethel Macmillan, Helen Duncan, Lynne Pillay, Jenny Kirk, Darien Fenton, Lesley Soper, Diane Yates
    By any stretch of the imagination virtually any male ever born would have been better than this group, all life members of the “Committee To Abolish Femininity”

    • ThievingBastards

      Lynne Pillay, an advocate for abolishing femininity is there ever was one. Such an advocate in fact, that she made it possible for women to die in combat as well as men. All in the name of human rights, now THAT’S equality!

  • LesleyNZ

    What is a good word to classify those who hand in their “Man Card” ? They don’t have manhood anymore so they are not men/blokes anymore.

    • Travis Poulson


      • Agent BallSack

        I commend your self restraint!

      • LesleyNZ

        He is not one of us! Wo-men is better.

        • Travis Poulson


          • LesleyNZ

            Now that is a good name!

          • LesleyNZ

            or Noman (singular)

    • pukakidon


    • Agent BallSack


      • LesleyNZ


    • pukakidon

      Any man supporting this is a – Political Eunuch

      • Agent BallSack

        I tried that but with UNech…it didnt make the cut. Peunuch?

  • dumbshit

    They’re insulting average joe blogs intelligence

  • pukakidon

    This Hipkins is a total sycophant to the hairy backed Liarbour femiazis. Grow a spine you poor excuse for a male.

  • jonam182

    Can we get placards to protest with stating “No Maam” – Throwback to Married with Children

    • Agent BallSack

      No Mamb – Men Against Man Ban

      • jonam182

        I see Fran O Sullivan is now using the Married with Children line. Im going to lay claim to it and she saw this post on WhaleOil, lol

  • Lopsy

    No woman I have ever admired and respected would have the slightest respect or support for this shite. These lefties are so dumb and without redeeming features that they don’t even know what a strong self respecting woman is.

  • Mediaan

    Are they moving towards being the “Women’s Party” as a secondary name?

    • Travis Poulson

      Nope, they’re moving towards it as a primary name!

  • cows4me

    The whole pussy outfit needs nuking

  • Johnny T

    Saw Chris Hipkins in the fish and chip shop the other day. Spent all the time waiting for his order on his smart phone. Not sure why I didn’t abuse the cunt.