Labour pokies

Since Labour are struggling to decide on the leadership issue (and they love pokies so much), I’ve come up with a brilliant idea…

Here is one of my winning bets:

Labour Strike


Give it a go yourself   

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  • Rusty B

    Should it be “Labour Jokies”?

  • Rex Widerstrom

    This game is invalidated by the absence of Rajen Prasad.

  • blokeintakapuna

    Except – they’re all spinners… and everyone’s a loser!

  • cows4me

    It’s a real socialist machine, tight as a fishes arsehole. I got 9 Mumbles and didn’t get a cent but it’s probably true to form.

    • PlanetOrphan

      It’s rigged M8, the more you bet the more you lose ….

    • Justsayn

      If you get 9 mumbles an undisclosed amount is automatically deposited into your NY account.

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    Damn, I’ve lost my $1000!

    • Justsayn

      Welcome to the Labour/Green new taxation policy. Please be assured that your money is being used more wisely than you ever would have thought possible.

  • Col

    “Porky Pokies” See if you can get them all to lie.

  • Bunswalla

    Sky City’s quick off the mark with their 230 new pokies – I wonder what the other 229 are like?

  • Dave

    Fantastic Graphic I think WO should get it printed in a large format, frame it, and present it to Sky City. Should deter the poor from gambling after seeing the facers of those losers gambling with the economy. Or perhaps as a National election poster.

  • Bunswalla

    Brilliant, I gave the bottom one a few spins, got hooked on some small wins, upped the amount per spin and just lost the bloody rent. Nice one Whale!

    Now I think I’m addicted and it’s all your fault.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    I played the game and this happened:

  • Steve (North Shore)

    David Shearer’s dial is seen very often, but you don’t get anything

  • GregM

    Aww shit, even when I win they took money off me.

  • redeye

    Exactly what arrangements have you made to protect the problem gamblers that read this site eh?

  • Dumrse

    Back in flash……just popping out to the hard drive to check on the kidz

  • Robster

    House always wins…we all lose!