Labour’s new direction – 59 days to go

Only 59 days till the Spring Offensive.


Even David Cunliffe agrees:


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  • williamabong

    The way they are going Labour will be lucky to exist in 59 days.

  • Time For Accountability

    They never learn.

    Clarke crashed and burned by concentrating on her personal agenda rather than democratic freedoms and ignoring the need to have a well functioning economic engine.

    Labours answer to economics is to put it in charge of an lawyer who’s claim to fame is a restaurant coffee bar that failed before it opened.

    Look behind the man ban and it is championed by the same nasty Clarke rainbow wing who are bitter to the core. None of them ever speak economic success.

    They have no future and I predict the left will fracture and a New Labour will arise.

    Trougher Jim the stage is yours.

  • cows4me

    59 days to go, hope they are stocking up with lasers and fireworks.

    • AnonWgtn

      Will Dot Schultz provide the fireworks display ?

      • cows4me

        Doubt it, they’ll probably burn poor old Mumbles at the stake.

  • kehua

    50% sheilas, how`s that for being last and lost.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    I am planning to start a counter when Fatcon will release “da bomb” – the evidence against John Key……game over folks…

  • Jimmie

    The man ban is surely a sign of an early spring – also perhaps a sign that Robertson is pushing for the grass roots support over Cunliffe.

    • GazzW

      If only they realised it Cunliffe is their only hope. Personally, I can’t stand him but he’s an intelligent bugger with a good handle on politics and economics. If labour isn’t clever enough to give him a meaningful role in the caucus then he should fuck off and start his own party.

      • AnonWgtn

        But he not a unionist, teacher queer, or a woman, so no can do – oes not fit the new quota system.

  • Jimmie

    I watched The Lone Ranger last night at the movies (great movie)

    In one scene the train throttle was pushed forward and locked in place .

    The steam boiler starter over pressurizing and the train went out of control and went faster and faster until it ran out of track and smashed to pieces.

    Labour are doing the same – the internal factions and ego pushers are jostling and pushing and maneuvering like crazy – the whole party is out of control and directionless.

    How soon until the Labour express runs out of tracks to run on?

  • Middleagedwhiteguy

    Given recent events, a new direction for Shearer would involve a wig and lipstick……

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    Please please please, more loony leftwing policies as quickly as possible. These people need the coup de grace so desperately. If Shearer goes, I really hope that fruitloop Barnett remains where he is and some other nutters from academia, feminazis and poofters with persecution complexes and self-righteous PC liberals give Labour their so-called new direction to the dustbin of (H)istory.