Man Ban in action in Manukau East

anahila-kanongata-a-suisuikiThe Man Ban of the Labour party may well be officially dead but it is still alive and kicking in South Auckland as people start to eye up Manukau East as Ross Robertson leaves.

I have it on good authority that Labour want to install a Rainbow sector Tongan social worker woman from Manurewa, a fat and unpleasant woman called Anahila Suisuiki, as their candidate in Manukau East.

A product of the unofficial man ban, she polled last (if I recall) at the 2010 local government election.

The locals, the conservative church pastors and many others including I might add some local Nats would prefer Efu Koka. He is left-wing but he is community-minded and a decent bloke. I haven’t heard a bad word about him from anyone.

Top bloke, may be victim of the man ban

Top bloke, but may end up victim of the man ban


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  • Goldie

    Look at her work resume – about the most important thing she ever did was clerical assistant at social welfare. Yet another high achieving Labour candidate.

  • Bunswalla

    I always preferred Hondas to Suzukis. She looks like one of those bloated waterbus triples that came out in the mid-70s.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Who cares? This is Labour territory….and Nats have zilch chance of winning this….let us focus on better things…

    • kohibruce

      What sort of message would her selection by Labour send to voters? A gift to the Nats!

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        I don’t think so…..people simply will ignore. This is Sheep territory and Labour will walk away with a big win….John Key should simply ignore this seat and save his energy….

        • Arran Hunt

          Exactly, sheep territory. I remember an election or two ago a local elder was talking about how the area must vote in a Maori or Polynesian as they would understand the area, despite the most famous (and arguably the best MP the area has had) was David Lange, someone who didn’t fit into the elders expectation. Yet people in the low social economic areas will continue to vote for who their elders, church or union tell them to.

          • AnonWgtn

            Lange was a fat loud mouth git !

            Met him many times in Wellington when he was PM.

            I don’t resile from my first comment

        • kohibruce

          Good point. She’s packed on too much energy for John Key to tackle.

      • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

        No way. You can put a monkey in a red suit up there and the plebs will vote it right into office.

    • flashman

      Voters have been known to punish parties that install duff candidates in what they perceive to be safe seats.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        This seat is so red, even a cardboard cut out of Sheep could even win….that is my point flashman…

        • rockape

          Yes But every voter that doesnt bother to vote is one less party vote for Labour. So even if they get the candidate at may affect
          their total MPs down the line. Wouldnt it be fun if she got in and a better Labour candidate didnt make it on the list.

          • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

            That is a good outcome and hopefully that is good news..Remember Stuart Nash and Kelvin Davis? What is uncle Rajen Prasad’s contribution this term? Why is he even in parliament?

          • AnonWgtn

            Who !

        • flashman

          Extremely unlikely is not the same as impossible.

    • AnonWgtn

      It is great move.
      Lets have more Labour hypocrisy.

  • Arran Hunt

    Unfortunately by supporting him you will have turned Labour more against him. They seem to think that there will be some ulterior motive in you thinking he is the better candidate as they only know how to act underhandedly, and don’t realise that many on the right are actually looking out for this country, not looking out for themselves. Their own paranoia hurts them.

    • Dave

      Doesn’t that just prove what a mindless bunch of fuckwits they are? In business, politics and life, you check then set your direction, check again, and set sail. The Nats are doing just that, getting on with it, making changes, setting policy, making things happen.

      If Cam can influence the Labour party, then they are well and truely fucked, far more so than I previously thought.

      • Dave

        PS: I also note, on her Linkedin Profile, and I QUOTE:

        University of Auckland
        Post Graduate; Bachelor, Business Administration; Social
        Completed one paper 2010

        The completed ONE PAPER BIT, she shouldn’t be saying “Bachelor, Business Administration” – she ONLY completed one paper FFS.

        A complete and utter misleading statement, I can see why she is so suited to the Labour Party, no qualifications, a public servant on a great salary, with an over inflated sense of entitlement, and a socialist. She will fit in very very well.

        • Rob

          In fairness, Post Graduate suggests she must already have a degree/diploma. In every other respect, I agree with your views.

          • Jman

            Not necessarily. You can qualify for the Postgraduate diploma in business admin at Auckland Uni without an undergraduate degree, if you can show sufficient work experience.

          • Rob

            Yes good point. But if the lard arse can only claim “clerical assistant at social welfare” as significant work experience, the Auckland Uni may need a bullet.

  • LesleyNZ

    Another homosexual? What is the Labour Party trying to prove? Why don’t they select an “old normal” person like Efu Koka? I can see the Labour Party imploding faster if they select yet another homosexual to join the “gaggle of gays” in the Beehive.

  • BR

    “He is left-wing but he is community-minded and a decent bloke. I haven’t heard a bad word about him from anyone.”

    You’ve just said a bad word about him.

    He is left-wing. Isn’t that bad enough?


  • cows4me

    Why would any “normal” man want to stand in this queer set up. Do Labia truly believe the voters of South Auckland want some nobody whose only claim to fame is to be as bent as a dogs back leg. Fuck these people are pitiful.

  • I haven’t followed her career, what makes her unpleasant?

    • Arran Hunt

      She hasn’t had a career. That makes her unpleasant for a start.

  • AnonWgtn

    Whoever told you the ManBan was not going to happen ?
    Foolish supposition – it is now called “Affirmative Action”