Opportunity for a fresh start for Shearer

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A reader emailed to say he had found the perfect opportunity for David Shearer to start again after he is rolled as leader of the Labour party.

Great Cafe in Hanmer Springs, Cafe with two bedroom accommodation.
six year plus lease
Increasing turnover and great profit.
Great place to live.  

Perfect for David Shearer? Photo/ Trademe

Perfect for David Shearer? Photo/ Trademe

 


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  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    also plenty of hot water to get in and out of…

  • blokeintakapuna

    Plus, right next door, people will still be able to take him for a ride too…

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    also, on the one side there is a womens’ gym where there is a man ban in place; and on the other side is a unisex toilet where David need not feel ashamed to sit down.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    ROFLOL!!!

    BTW – Standard is making fun of the gossip about rolling Sheep and they are also promoting big time Garden gnome Campell’s poll about GCSB bill.

    • Dave

      Whatever amusses their little minds SCS, its certainly not riveting stuff over there.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        It is a stomach churning exercise to stroll through that site….

  • Justsayn

    Gilmore would be a regular… do you remember who he was?

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      He could join NZ First for what you know….Just saying bro…

      • Justsayn

        Shearer or Gilmore? I think Gilmore might fit in there but Shearer has far too much money to be a member of Winny First.

        • Bob Murphy

          And much too young.

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    and across the street David Parker can set up his unisex salon called ‘Budget Cuts’.

  • Sym Gardiner

    I’m sure he has enough in his UN bank account to snap it up today :)

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      USD 49.99 won’t buy that Sym….that is all he has got in that account…

      • Sym Gardiner

        That explains why he wanted to drive the exchange soooo much ;)

  • cows4me

    It would probably be a wise investment, it’s not like he’s going to make a living doing speaking engagements.

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