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  • opusx

    Which would mean at least two females chose to have sex with this stud of a critter!!!

  • Elitist Tory

    What a poofy limp dick – fancy allowing a woman to dictate “punishment” to him; what kind of a “man” allows a woman to push him around??
    He clearly preferred someone else – younger and better looking? – so should have realised his cheating was a lucky escape, and have an enjoyable life with goodlooking babes and all the fun of the fair! No one cheats if they are getting it at home.
    By going back to her he can look forward to a life of being a wizened, downtrodden ‘little’ man never again to experience happiness or self respect.

    • Travis Poulson

      He slammed the door on his escape route, complete idiot.

  • Pissedoffyouth

    Make your bed, lie in it. Don’t be a little bitch and do this kind of stuff, leave the girl….

  • Rodger T

    Man Card status ….revoked!
    On the upside ,he can run for the Labour Party.

  • Man card revoked

  • cows4me

    Is that a jewelry store he’s standing outside of, if it is he’s well and truly screwed.

  • DangerousE

    No Ma’am certainly wouldnt tolerate this behaviour, and nor would I. There will be no more portions for him.

  • fozzie2

    And for all the self confessed cheats on this list – what punishment do you deem appropriate ?

    • Hazards001

      F you shit head, I’ve never cheated on a woman in my life…however….

      • fozzie2

        Keep your hear on (or what’s left of it ) Hazzy if you are not a cheater then I cannot think why you seem so flustered by such a simple straight forward question ?

        • Hazards001

          Hair.. and there’s plenty. Liberal cows like you like to generalise and it pisses guys like me off. Simple as that.

  • Jman

    What a pussy. Any woman that would make him humiliate himself like that shouldn’t be worth going back to.

  • island time

    Surely there is more to this – did he lose a bet with his mate? Could it be a student prank???

  • Hazards001

    FFS…leave her..and DON’T breed. There are enough fucking metro sexual piss weak apologists that call themselves men without the likes of you adding more to the gene pool.

    • Travis Poulson

      She has him whipped and they’re not even married…..