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  • maninblack

    flying rhino

    • Euan Ross-Taylor

      I want full thrust…..we have liftoff….. retract landing gear….

      • Kendall

        Thank fuck I was using a 600mm lens, that was a little to real. I’m just going to change my pants, excuse me

    • Tom


  • dumbshit

    global warming coming to bite metiria in the arse

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Bro – that is the picture of Meaty Metiria charging towards treasury benches to grab tax money….

      • dumbshit

        if she ever did get her snout in that trough that rhino would look like twiggy beside her

  • Frank Black

    Two and a half tons of white rhino. Off the ground. Awesome

  • tarkwin

    Labours front bench ladies heading for Bellamy’s?

    • Dave

      Cant be, that one looks “horny”

      • Never in the dark…..

        When he said ‘ladies’, how do you know he was only referring to the female gender?

        • tarkwin

          Always hard to tell in the Labour front row.

          • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

            Is that by any chance my aunty Annette King?!?!? She was supposed to find holes in the health sector to bring down Tony Ryall……

  • Yossarian71

    I was told in africa that if a rhino charges you, you should stand still because they are so blind they will most likely miss you. The problem I found with that was the ‘most likely’ part.

    • Rusty B

      They may notice the poo tho!!

    • blokeintakapuna

      Yep – Hearing and sense of smell is acute. Wilbur Smith books had some good encounters…
      But one doesn’t need to be able to out-run a rhino… you just gotta be able to out-run the other people with you!

  • Ratchet

    Post-humus credit for the photographer perhaps?

  • David

    The only thing on earth that needs a Rhino horn is a Rhino and I’m not going to argue with him!

  • Col

    It is a Ton to Run!!!!

  • johnbronkhorst

    COOL and in 5 seconds…..not so cool!

  • PqRs

    That Dynamo is amazing

  • Agent BallSack

    Not in frame – a fifty foot trail of fleeing photographer shit.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    I hope this rhino is charging Minty Minto…..

  • Kimbo

    In 1916, when former England rugby international Denys Dobson was killed by a charging rhinoceros while working as a public servant in Nyasaland (Malawi), his old school master remarked, “He always did have rather a weak hand-off!”