Point 11 is especially important

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  • Michael


  • Rex Widerstrom

    Given the unquestioning adoration of Judith Collins, Paula Bennett et al hereabouts, surely it’s Point 12 that you should be reminding readers about? :-P

    • Dave

      And here was I thinking point 12 is about the Wife, Never question…….. what she wants, those shoes she purchased etc etc……

    • Muffin

      And lefty fags should ignore 10 go and jump

  • LesleyNZ


  • This post is especially for Travis who is finding out what the penalty is for breaking rule 11…

    • Dave

      Oops, Poor Travis, looks like he might need the weekend off for a bit of romancing, wining and dining, could be expensive Travis.

  • cows4me

    Rule No 11, A quite word of advice, gumboots and shed aprons are apparently not presents.

    • Rodger T

      Its a hard road to find the perfect woman.

    • jonno1

      For her birthday a friend of mine bought his wife a copper-bottomed frying pan she had admired, and was very proud that he had remembered. Apparently what she really wanted was lingerie…This was more than 10 years ago and he’s still paying for his mistake.

  • baw

    This lot should take care.

    Point 11 could be called sexist. It assumes all workers are men.

    • Bunswalla

      Not at all – you’re making the mistake of assuming only men have wives or girlfriends.