The Great White killing machine


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  • snakebit

    Reason number three for why I hate the ocean right behind – 2. It attracts dickheads and 1. I cant fire a gun in it.

  • cows4me

    Great Whites are fucking scary and awesome at the same time. When you see one sitting underneath the boat you realise you are not on the top of the food chain.