What a prick, perhaps he could join National

Charles Saatchi is divorcing Nigella Lawson because she didn’t stick up for him after he gave her the bash in public. Like most cowards who bash their missus he places the blame on her.

What a fuckwit.

British art collector Charles Saatchi has told a British newspaper that he is divorcing his wife, celebrity chef Nigella Lawson, following an incident in which he grabbed her by the neck outside a London restaurant.

Under the headline “I’m divorcing you Nigella”, 70-year-old Saatchi said in a statement to the The Mail on Sunday that he had made a “heartbreaking” decision to separate from his 53-year-old wife because she had not defended him over the row. 

The publicity-shy former advertising executive, who owns London’s Saatchi Gallery for contemporary art, accepted a police caution last month after pictures of the incident appeared in another tabloid, the Sunday People.

“I am sorry to announce that Nigella Lawson and I are getting divorced,” he said in the statement which was splashed over the front page of the newspaper.

“This is heartbreaking for both of us as our love was very deep, but in the last year we have become estranged and drifted apart,” he wrote.

“I feel that I have clearly been a disappointment to Nigella during the last year or so, and I am disappointed that she was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way.”

O RLY? “Never abused her physically in any way”?

He needs to have a chat with Chopper.


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  • Pissedoffyouth

    Yeah I fondly remember seeing Once were warriors and seeing the playful way Jake would tiff with his wife

    • If she had just fixed his mate some eggs without getting all lippy like there wouldn’t have been a problem.

      Though he did know how to deal properly with the likes of Uncle Bully.

  • Greg

    That means she’s back on the market :)

    • 4077th

      She has plenty of women for me..Built for comfort.

  • Rex Widerstrom

    If Mr Saatchi believes that grabbing someone by the throat and squeezing isn’t physical abuse then one must hope some thug takes the opportunity to throttle the turkey necked old geezer, who ought then to be laughed out of any police station at which he tries to lay a complaint.

    • Rodney

      Yeah, the guy needs a gutshot followed by a long drop from a short rope.

      • Travis Poulson

        …or a short rope into a long drop.

  • Monique Angel

    You’re a good cunt Whale for highlighting the misogyny. That prick Saatchi is just taking the piss.