Advice for Fonterra from the florist

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2013-08-06 09.54.28


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  • Hazards001

    Clearly the florist is a philosopher a progressive and probably a green party member. In the real world if you knew the fucking answer you wouldn’t be pissing around working towards a solution, you’d just go there!
    Unless of course you’re a city council or government department. Then it wouldn’t matter how many people knew the fucking answer you’d still bring in a tribe of consultants at a min of $250 per hour per person and form a working group.

    EDIT: Atomic typo