Amateurs, and to think they want to be Prime Minister

Grant Robertson and David Cunliffe couldn’t organise a root in a brothel.

Laura Sheets home the pain:  

and Cunners bails:

 


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  • FredFrog

    Popcorn time. Watching the poof, the prat and pornhound go at each other is going to be SO entertaining. Any bets on how soon the subtle sledging starts? The not-so-subtle sledging?

    • Andy C

      Any bets on how long FredFrog takes to make a homophobic comment? Oops, too late, betting is now closed.

      • FredFrog

        Yup, you lost.

  • dumbshit

    who’s up who—–appears to be a short circuit

  • OT Richter

    Most likely one of Robertson’s ‘insiders’ trying to discredit DC. Let the games begin.

    DC’s newfound passion and energy yesterday was enough to make me puke.

  • blokeintakapuna

    “For a Brighter Future” it seems indeed…

  • Time For Accountability

    Fran Mold must be advising both on press releases.

    To be seen to be fair to both candidates she prepares both one statement and merely changes their name.

    Ms Mold will be the first casualty.
    Her strategy for sheep was such a flop she is a danger to his successor.

    Did anyone else spot that sheepskin image really deteriorated after she took her her current employment position.

    My advice for the candidates is to park her.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Both seem to say, they are after the younger vote. So is this why they are both being CHILDISH?

    • TheRobberDog

      Hey JBH – dont knock it, remember we dont have Sheep any longer. Childish works for me :-)

  • Meg

    Well given the number of screw ups, lies, corrupt actions of the current PM, this is just a very tiny blip. Granted, silly, but compared to Johnny Key, it’s nothing in the real world.

    Although in right wing panic world you lot will grasp onto anything to calm yourselves.

    • OT Richter

      You said “corrupt” and “PM” in the same sentence. GCSB van # 7 en route to your place as I type.

      • Meg

        Cool, I will put the kettle on.

        • TheRobberdog

          Dont forget the tin foil hat!!

          • Meg

            I leave those to the right wing nutters on here.

    • GazzW

      Panic?? Bahahahah.

      Meg, it’s going to be bloody marvellous to watch labour’s internal woes and conflicts exposed for all to see over the next couple of weeks. There are no depths that these three aspirants will not descend to in order to gain the upper hand in their quest for the holy grail (or maybe poisoned chalice?). The fun should start this afternoon with some picquant comments from the Treasury Benches at QT.

      • Meg

        Yes panic.

        So much so Key feels the need to try and stir things up by attacking the candidates for the Labour leadership. He is a very worried man.

        • Bryan

          no he has been very patience and now he has taken the gloves off john campbell got the first upper cut and it is only a matter of time someone on these very public blogs is going to get bank balance hit hard with a defamation case

          shearer was his second the the greens are next watch out when he is smiling look out someones about to be shot down in flames or hung out to dry like dead fish

          • Meg

            Nice cover, but the truth is Key is a very worried man.

    • LabTested

      What panic. This is pure gold. Every day a new gem. Best entertainment in ages

      • Meg

        See above comment.

    • Muffin

      Wondered when you would crawl out from your hole. This governments doing a pretty good job, and your bunch of losers is scrapping it out to see who leads them to their next defeat in 2014, and you think we are panicking? I’ve said it before ……………

      • Meg

        Yeaaaaaaa, increasing unemployment, attacks on civil liberties, selling our laws, kicking the poor in the guts. Yep National are doing a fine job for the rich, while giving a big middle finger to the rest of the country.

        • Muffin

          Goodness you talk rubbish meg, half the country disagrees with you.

          • Meg

            Well if only half the country disagrees, then National should be very very worried.

          • Muffin

            Not really, the other half are all split amongst idiot parties with their own agendas. As long as people like you think labour can govern with the greens Maori and mana then national have nothing to worry about.

          • Meg

            You mean the rich. But that said, you right wingers should be worried. Given the amount of work Key is putting in to attack the possible Labour leaders, he sure is.

    • johnbronkhorst

      Come on meg…..
      Since a lie is an untruth that you say….even though you KNOW it to be untrue.
      List them, since you say he is a liar, it should be easy.
      here I’ll help. with the definition with an example.
      shearer: the govt. has not been bipartisan of consulted us on the GCSB bill!!!
      oops……do tell us about the meeting on this subject YOU had (way back at the beginning) with john key and the near countless interactions between his office and your senior MP’s….
      .
      .
      Now that was a lie, by mr shearer!!!

      • Ducky

        hey Labia NEVER lies, only JK does… (according to the Labia Meg)…
        ok, another Tui…

        • FredFrog

          Or according to Megs labia, because clearly she’s talking out her …..

    • Only a hard left fruit loop could turn this into being about John Key.

      • Meg

        Key is trying to make this about him with his little panic attacks on the candidates.

        • He didn’t seem too panicked sledging the hell out of the three amigos today.

          • Meg

            And why was he attacking them… because he knows he is finished. He is scared.

          • lol

          • Meg

            Yes I also find it amusing how scared Key is.

          • Muffin

            No because they are lying losers and deserve the abuse.

          • Meg

            We are not talking about National and it’s supporters.

    • dianne65

      Look no further than the Labour-Greens, and you have a united pack of Liars.

      • Meg

        You are confusing the left with what the right does.

        • dianne65

          No confusion, whatsoever. I have yet to see the so called lies that you are accusing John Key with. All I have ever seen is lying accusation.

          • Meg

            No increase on GST for one little lie of his. It’s an old lie, but one of his none the less.

          • dianne65

            The GST, was off set by Tax Cuts, which made it neutral. The Left have never acknowledged that. I certainly wouldn’t call it a lie.

          • johnbronkhorst

            Changing circumstances, just like ALL businesses, you move as the conditions take you.
            For Meg, a lie is something you say ….KNOWING it is false!!! NOT something dictated by circumstance!

          • Meg

            So I am quite happy to say Key lied.

          • Meg

            LMAO, neutral, there is another National lie.

    • Ducky

      urgg… the sky is falling .. Labias never lie, bludge or incorruptible… Nats, panic…..ok, fun over, time for another Tui.. (must be getting quite pissed by now)

    • Polish Pride

      I’m quite interested Meg, Just exactly how you think the policies of the Left will fix the problems we as a society face without creating a whole raft of new ones?

      • Meg

        Higher taxes on the rich, dumping of poor education policy, putting back in place help that was working, cap gains tax, well thought out housing plan. Just a few things.

        • Rodger T

          Can you give us the official threshold ,that you dribbling lefties,consider to be rich?
          Can you be rich on a govt bureaucrats salary or are only the self-employed considered to be rich?
          On the flip side ,what is the threshold for being considered poor?
          No Sky TV,no playstation? Not being able to afford cigarettes,beer or the pokies? Cos` there`s not too many of those around.
          Or as per usual ,is it only those that earn more than YOU that are *gasp* rich?

          • Meg

            Given I earn a considerable amount, I would be taxed more as well more than likely.

            As for what is rich, anyone taking home over 100K a year would be rather well off would you not say. Anyone earning millions a year would be nice and rich would you not say?

            As for poor – when you cannot feed your kids, buy them clothes etc… you are poor. But no doubt you will make the wonderful claim that all those people have sky all smoke all this and that, when the real poor do not have or do these things.

          • Rodger T

            I live in the beneficiary capital of NZ, and have yet to see anyone who cannot feed and clothe their kids on what they receive from the govt .
            You constantly parrot the tired old platitudes of the left yet are unable to produce evidence of the “real” poor ,those suffering from malnutrition,exposure to the elements and lack of medical assistance .
            The “real” poor are a figment of your imagination in this country and example of your cognitive dissonance.

            So, how much tax would you like to pay?

          • Meg

            Do you watch the news, read the reports put out by the various commissioners, read the papers??

            Or are you one of the idiots who say there is no poverty in NZ?

          • Hazards001

            You’re a fucking school teacher you little shit. You don’t earn a considerable amount you just think you do, comparatively speaking considering you and your commie brethren would like to see us back where socialist Russia was back in her ummm glory days I suppose you might consider your 50 odd K and 3 months of paid holidays a “considerable amount”

          • Meg

            Given I earn well, WELL over 50K I would have to say you are talking out of your arse.

          • Hazards001

            Given you are school teacher a faggot and a fucking liar no one cares!

          • Meg

            LOL. Well that sure told me didn’t it.

            Excuse me, whilst I ask the butler to pass me my smelling salts you fine example of a right winger.

          • Hazards001

            Told you you moronic cunt. I’m a digger driver you lil fag school teacher. God you left wing poofters make me want to puke!

          • Meg

            Goodness me such fine language from a fine example of a right winger. My my you clever wee thing.

          • Hazards001

            Do you know that the only thing that makes you relevant Paul is that you confirm the reasons my kids teachers are fucking terrified of me and the reason I keep it that way. You cement in my mind the simple fact that poofters can’t be trusted to lead the majority of the population as they have an agenda that is suited only for a small minority of those that should really have been drowned at birth as genetically dysfunctional!
            You give me strength in my belief that slimy little one trick pony’s such as yourself need people that are prepared to stand up in this day and age of mealy mouthed PC bullshit and call you our for what you are…a self interested never do well that hates everyone that is straight, white and doing better than you.

            I imagine you’ll come back with more of your vile witty repertoire but the truth is no one give a fuck. You’re a little cunt that is poisoning the minds of children because you are a sad disaffected loser. Me..I’m quite happy being a digger driver and a worker and taxpayer and the type of person you would piss your pants if you ever came across me in a parent teacher interview you fucking worm!

          • Meg

            Goodness, such sweet words and so many inaccurate assumptions.

            I am not surprised given where it comes from.

            So cute. And a very good picture of the panic running wild in on the right at the moment.

            Bring on 2014.

          • Hazards001

            I totally agree…bring it on 2014, with a bit of luck people like me can convince other people like me that the workers of this country need to be encouraged to wok and rewarded for it by our governments not penalised via more taxation to put into the coffers of the poofs to feed the frenzied self immolation of there vote buying policies.
            Keep your eye out Paul…the working man is well past tired of the ponces.

          • Meg

            You are going to be one very upset right wing abusive nut job.

            Should be amusing to watch you and people like you go nuts when Labour take power.

          • Hazards001

            You really are a stupid cunt aren’t you? Labour is NOT going to take power. If the left win in 2014 it will be as a Labour/Greens/NZ First coalition. Labour you muppet will be playing catchup to the moronic policies of Russel Norman and his halfwits while trying to fend off Peters vote catching and still attempting to balance a deficit created by the She Beast and her last lot of poofters.
            So you won’t get to see me doing much of anything. I’ll be heading offshore as fast as my little legs can drag my backpack, I can still pay my ex wife off.
            And you won’t see a cent more of my money you docile little girls blouse!

          • Meg

            Why wait? Leave now, save time.

          • Going a bit OTT with the abuse. Please don’t.

          • Hazards001

            your gonna love my last one then

          • Muffin

            Hahhahahahhahhahhahahha you are kidding, a school teacher, that all makes sense. Did you go straight from school to,….. School? Ever done anything else, ever worked in a business that requires performance and productivity, doubt it, tell you what, pack in your job, do something else for a few years, experience the real world, then you might see where all the WO army are coming from.

          • Meg

            I have done, and do lots of things.

            Hence why I earn well over 50K and have no problem with leaving the ladder down for others to climb.

          • Muffin

            No you haven’t, or you wouldn’t think the way you do.

            I’ve been right through the school system and had three good teachers, all came to it late in life as it was a calling and brought real life with them….. You aren’t one of these.

          • Meg

            Oh my. a right winger has a negative opinion of me. Gasp what ever will I do.

            Perhaps take the Merc for a spin to calm my poor self down.

          • Muffin

            Oh is that all you got… Go mark some exams a D, that will make you feel better

          • Meg

            How typical – the right wing solution to feeling better is to make others feel bad. For shame on you.

          • Muffin

            Not what I would do but I’m sure it will be therapeutic for the likes of you.

          • Meg

            Wellll given you suggested it and I would never use others to make me feel better, it fits better with the likes of you.

          • Muffin

            I’ve received lower marks from teachers because they didn’t like me, you sound like one of them.

          • Meg

            Yes, but you are filled with poorly placed assumptions. Sooooooo, for shame on you.

          • Muffin

            Doubt it, I think I am bang on the mark.

          • Meg

            I am not surprised that you think that at all. Not one little bit.

          • johnbronkhorst

            So if you are happy to pay more tax….fine …the IRD will not stop you!!! BUT don’t for one minute fucking well speak for ME! Stop spending my money. Do what you want with yours!!!

          • Meg

            We should all be willing to help those who need it.

            If we are not nasty selfish pricks that is.

          • GregM

            I agree, but those people who are getting our money need to spend it wisely ( NOT piss, fags etc ) and do whatever they can to try to get ahead.

          • Meg

            Yes, no argument with that at all.

          • GregM

            Yep, it just annoys me that the left decide I’m a rich prick because I’m running my own business. My taxable income last year was less than $20k, and I have to watch bennies guzzling woodys outside my apartment all day, that we have paid for, when I can;t afford to do that myself. Not all right wingers are “the 1%”
            Rant over, thanks for reading. :-)

          • Meg

            And I have no issue with drug tests for those on the dole, restricting smokes and booze from those who receive help from the government. Not do away with access altogether, everyone deserves a drink, but to piss away your kids clothes and food, nooo way.

            But this should never be used to claim there are no real poor in NZ, because there are.

          • Hazards001

            Idiot…everyone does NOT deserve a drink. Not if I have to pay for it.
            Fuck you’re pathetic!

          • Meg

            So cute. Packed your bags yet?

            Where are you planning to move to?

          • Hazards001

            Well you see stupid that unlike school teachers people with real skills are wanted world wide, thanks to all you lefties and your wars and destruction (I know you blame it on th right but think about it) I can pretty much name my price. Great being an engineer if you’re prepared to live in ratholes…and living around NZ and dealing with scumbags like you makes Afghanistan look no worse again than it was last time! …LOLOL

          • GregM

            Of course there are, and the assistance available needs to be better targeted to help these people up.

            True story from today, 8-10 dropkicks parked themselves in the square outside this arvo, complete with two toddlers in tow, and proceeded to demolish 3×18 packs of flame beer. !0 minutes after they left the police turned up, looking for the guy wearing the bulldogs jersey. He had allegedly punched a woman in the head and pinched her bag. Between that windfall, and the DPB that the “mother” would have got today paid for their pissup.

            The police were very grateful for our D1 quality surveillance video. Hope they catch the bastard.

          • Hazards001

            You don’t know fucking shit about being poor you fucking worm. STFU.

        • Polish Pride

          Meg this is why neither the Left or the right have ability to solve the problems facing society. Both ideologies are about wealth redistribution. Both ideologies are opposite to one and other on the best way to solve the problems of society.
          Hence the reason we continuously bounce from left to right and back again every 6 to 9 years.
          The things you talk about may fix problems for one group but only serve to create others. The policies of the right do exactly the same thing.
          Unless both sides wake up to this and the failings of the L vs R political system, the problems big facing society will not only remain unsolved they will most likely get worse.

          • Meg

            I have no issue with some of the wealth being redistributed from the 1%.

      • Muffin

        Meg is retarded, nothing sensible ever gets written by her, I imagine her sitting at home frothing at the mouth furiously typing away her deluded opinions.

        • Meg

          So cute that you are trying to be like Key.

          • Muffin

            Hey I’d love to have done as well as him.

        • Hazards001

          Meg is not a HER. Meg is a male schoolteacher and a rampant poof.

          • Muffin

            Fag or not, just pisses me off that people that stupid get to teach our kids. No wonder private schools are so popular.

          • Meg

            I am always amused that the right label any one who disagrees with their protect the rich and punish the poor stance is stupid.

            Still I am not surprised.

          • Muffin

            I’m not advocating punishing the poor, just that not all teachers are created equal. But all lefties are think as planks

          • Meg

            You mean right wingers.

            You are welcome.

    • blokeintakapuna

      Meg – you remind me of some of the leftard’s we all have on our facebook – even the same statements, lies and deceit – yet, when pushing them to provide examples, there’s nothing but silence… no examples what so ever…
      Meg – please do give us all some examples of Key’s Lies and corruption?
      Just don’t shoot yourself in the foot trying to invent stories – as that would erode your credibility you enjoy here…

      • Meg

        I have listed the lies corrupt actions of Key and his lot on a number of occasions. The right wing apologists on here just laugh them off and pretend they never happened.

  • tarkwin

    I am deeply disturbed there is no female or transgender candidate. I declare three weeks of compulsory in fighting to chastise the party.

    • FredFrog

      Only three weeks? Come on, we both know that there will be constant infighting in toxic labia, and they don’t even need an excuse to do so.

    • Patrick

      Yes but in true political fashion the different factions will demand a heavy price for their support. The desperation of the successful candidate will be revealed when his policies are announced in the future.

      • tarkwin

        Policy? This is Labour we’re talking about here. They think policy is whining about everything the government ever does regardless of weather they agree with it or not. Having the “Give me back my flag chorus” doing “Wasted days and wasted nights” In the background doesn’t help the cause either.

    • Ducky

      yes, there is a 1/2 man…

  • Why are you all falling for this as being a true contest? It’s all stage managed people. They’ve even agreed that whoever loses will be the other person’s deputy.

    Wake up :)

    Cunliffe as leader, Robertson as deputy – was decided before Shearer stepped down. But enjoy the show, won’t you?

    • Bunswalla

      Don’t doubt it’s true, but how will the rank and file and unions react, when they discover the process they voted in to decide the leader less than a year ago, is now being flouted in yet another grubby backroom stitch-up?

      Not well, I fear. Titter.

      • The Show Must Go On for that exact reason….

      • AngryTory

        The Union Leadership blessed this before Shearer was sent packing – after all the own the Labour party.

        but how will the rank and file and unions react

        who gives a shit? I mean, really? Labour doesn’t, their nominal “representatives” in the unions don’t, and why the fuck should we?

    • rockape

      I thought a deputy was there to watch the leaders back. Would you turn your back on Robertson?

  • Whafe

    Now it is staged cluster fuck. Brilliant

    • Ducky

      As I said all 2 & 1/2 man make a good *#@& in a tub..

  • The Poof, the Prat and the Pornmaster! Work on that people!

    • Ducky

      2 & 1/2 men in a Tub…

  • SteveWrathall

    You are all so cruel. Their practicing of recycling shows their deep commitment to a sustainable future.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    It is an innocent technical glitch folks…..let us move on…

  • Col

    ok children next week we will play find the knife,

    • They’ll need to extract them from Shearers back first before they start on each other.

  • rockape

    I made myself a pot of tea this morning ,not with tea bags. On finishing my cup,I swirrled it three times each way and read Labours future. My Grandmother was an Irish Gypsey so this must be true. It went like this: Cunliffe leads Labour with Robertson as deputy. The ABC club starts to unite behind Jones. Labour looses the 2014 election with its worste ever result again. Cunliffe remains as leader with another new vision for 2017. Jones leads a breakaway faction with King, Parker,Cosgrove O’Connor,Goeff and Shearer and form a new center party called(it wasnt clear) something like the NZ democrats. 2017 the new party is joined by NZ first, National get 40% in the polls but get the support of the new NZ first ,less Winston who is in a mental home for the bewildered and their allies the democrats. The National/democrat alliance Governs for 9 more years. In 2026 Rangitoto errupts and destroys Auckland and its the end of Len Brown. (I made that last bit up)

    • tarkwin

      Clearly you are a wise person. You buy your tea from the same place as me.

      • blokeintakapuna

        is it green herbal tea you both drink?

        • rockape

          No Good builders brew!

    • Dave

      Rockape, with a vision like that are you sure they were tea leaves, and not some home grown Hydroponic Herb, NZ Green??

    • AngryTory

      Fuck that. Once a commie always a commie. Key would never ever have JOnes, King, Parker, Goff, Shearer or any of ’em in parliament or government.

      Much more realistic: Key wins with 54% in 2014. Finally enacts actual right-wing policies: privatises schools, ends welfare. Unionism and enviro-terrorism are outlawed – remaining Green & Labour MPs thrown out of parliament. Resulting house has more than 75% National MPs. Key passes “restoration of democratic constitution” going back to FPP, geographically proportional electorates with taxpayer franchise, removing all labour stooges from police & courts & bureaucracy.

      Remaining Rump of Labour & Green party stage protests, wiped out by Armed Police.

      • Hazards001

        You might want to watch out for the last bit. NZ’s armed police couldn’t hit a cow on the motorway with 11 shots with one of the most accurate high powered rifles in the world but can kill an innocent bystander at 11 meters.
        You might want to look at facts a bit closer buddy. Your cop mates aren’t going to protect you if the down trodden rise up like they did in the 30’s.
        They will be doing what they always do when the going gets tough…waiting for backup.

    • east coast bays girl

      This is fabulous. It won’t happen over night but it will happen…..

  • Martin White

    Why would JKey leave for an extended Hawaian vacation Cunliffe – he would miss out on all this sideshow shambolic nonsense that is the NZ Labour party. Mighty entertaining.

  • Bad__Cat

    The left prattles on about recycling. I didn’t realise that included speeches.

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