Around the world in 100,000 roots

She is at root number 284 on the way to scoring 100,000 roots around the world.

It is thought to be a hoax, but I thought you’d be entertained nonetheless working out who would be on the NZ roster and who would manage her while in New Zealand.

100,000 roots around the world…that is going to be one wrecked box.

It’s good to have a goal in life, but the one purportedly expressed by a woman in Warsaw, Poland, may be a stretch.

Ania Lisewska, 21, is allegedly attempting to travel to every city in the world so she can have sex with at least 100,000 men for 20 minutes each.

“I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men,” she said, according to the Austrian Times. “In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill.” 

The supposed sex marathon allegedly began last month in Warsaw, according to her Facebook page, and she hopes to have her way across Poland before moving to other countries.

So far, she’s had sex with 284 men, according to and didn’t let the fact she has a serious boyfriend stop her.

He told the Polish language website he was “not thrilled” with her unusual hobby, but had no choice and “had to come to terms” with it.

Her Facebook page currently only has slightly more than 9,000 likes, but Lisewska is allegedly attempting to attract potential partners by setting up a website where they can register and kept apprised of her current activities.


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  • opusx

    Oh My God (as uttered by the immortal Higgins).

  • Red

    No boarders to being fucked in the head then – not even with yours mate – as they say

    • Cadwallader

      ….not even with Mallard’s?

  • cows4me

    Shit she shall need a bit of pump packing by the time she gets down here.

    • thor42

      Yeah – it’ll look like a wizard’s sleeve.

      • WayneO

        Like shaking a stick in a bucket.

        Like throwing a hot-dog down a hallway.

        Like a sausage in a sleeping bag.

        • Dumrse

          Some may even recognise it as being like…” Throwing a sausage up “Home Valley”.

  • richard.b

    By the time she gets here she’ll be a bigger C*** then Len Brown.

    • mike

      richard i very nearly covered the new touch screen pc with a gobfull of chardonnay when i read that, fuckin priceless

  • 4077th

    While googling her fat uglyness I scrolled down and found this guy as well

    • Bert Root

      The above photos are not true representations of my new friend. She’s a LOT bigger, just how I like ’em.

  • Col

    Wonder what it would be like too be told your number 99999 to have dealt to her, I d say “what can’t hear you, wait until I come out then I can hear you, what you say?

  • blueballs

    Breaking news…….Labour leader hopeful Shane Jones has pulled out of the campaign Citing an immediate family emergency in Poland. Jones was last seen at the Auckland international terminal this morning, and police found his vehicle still idling parked outside the front entrance. Stay tuned for an update.

    • blueballs

      Breaking news update……..Police have now spoken to the driver of Mr Jonses ministerial limo which was found idling outside the Auckland international terminal entrance this morning. When questioned on the reason for the illegal parking manoeuvre he replied ” Mr Jones requested that i carry his luggage for him, as we were running late to catch his flight because of a detour to a slavic deli to procure a foot long biala kielbasa or ( Polish white sausage) he said it was a gift for his very ill niece whom he knew enjoyed sausage, but as he was not sure if she would enjoy the brown sausage Mr Jones already carried on his person he wanted to cover all bases”.

      • Muffin

        Fuck that’s funny

  • MarcWills

    Standby for an email reply le sphincter… I have sent her your details and suggested she can make use of your services while her front bum is recovering from the Mallard’s attention.

  • I wonder is she is planning to visit Hamilton. She might find the competition pretty tough – given that our local council are doing to 240000 people every day what she wants to spend her whole life doing to just 100000.
    We sure do live in interesting times!!!!

    • Random66

      The difference is we pay them to screw us, whereas I think she does it for free.

  • Bert Root

    I’ve befriended her. She’s going to contact me when she’s in Hawkes Bay. I think that’s what she said but I don’t read Polish too well. I haven’t talked to my wife about this but I haven’t talked to my wife about anything for a while now.

    • Patrick

      Keep it under your hat – only the two of you need to know about this. Not like it is going to be all over the internet or anything like that. Your missus will never find out…..

  • Never in the dark…..

    The lyrics from an old David Bowie song come to mind……”bow-wow, woof, woof…..”

  • Yvette

    At what may seem a reasonable number – 12 men a day, every day of the year – it will take around 22.83 years. ʼwonder if she has done the maths?

    • You’re assuming only one at a time then!

    • Bert Root

      How many kilometres of usage is that?

      • GregM

        Enough to put a handrail around Africa.

        • andrew carrot

          Actually, it’s 167.632 kms of usage. 2.54 centimetres (1 inch) x 6 (avg) x 60 insertions and/or withdrawals prior to ejaculation x 22 (men per day) = 20.1168 metres per day. Multiply by 365 (7,342.632 metres per annum), then by 22.83, divide by 1,000 and you have 167.632 kilometres. A modern car would hardly be run in at that distance.

  • Never in the dark…..

    “In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to
    fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or
    mentally ill.”

    I think she can tick the last three.

    • Whafe

      It is far from taboo in Poland, sheesh….

      • LabTested

        there isn’t anything Taboo about sex in Poland. In fact this is the perfect time of year. Next week the university’s start their school year. The cities will be full of wide eyed young students from small country towns & come Friday it will be vodka shots at the night club & waking up with some bloke their mother warned them about.

      • blairmulholland

        I’d say any country that invents vodka is going to struggle to keep sex taboo…

    • Cadwallader

      She’ll never leave NZ as she has the perfect credentials to be a future co-leader of the Greens…. “a deviant, a whore or mentally ill.”

  • LabTested

    she is planning to have sex with 100,000 men for 20 minutes each. What? she is expecting them to do it twice?

    ….(I’ve been waiting all day & someone had to say it :)

    • Patrick

      ….& “she said do me till it hurts” – so I shagged her twice & then punched her on the nose

    • blueballs

      LT you must protect your psuedonym better, now we know you are obviously female that has narrowed the field down to roughly 2.25 million

    • Dumrse

      “Give me twelve inches and make me bleed”. So I fucked her twice and smacked her snout.

      Edit: sorry Patrick didn’t read below.

  • Bad__Cat

    Will she get an endorsement from Polish Pride?
    BTW, if it was a bloke would we all be cheering him on?

    • lofty

      Oh, now I get it, I always thought Polish Pride was a very house proud individual.
      Silly me ;-)

    • Cadwallader

      Would that extend to Grant Robertson?

  • Patrick

    Considering adding Trevor Mallard’s contact details for her when she hits NZ shores – after all he could do with going a bit more upmarket than where he plays now.

    • lofty


  • mike

    It’d be like throwing a worm up a tunnel by the time she gets here!

    • Muffin

      Feeding a tic tack to a whale!

  • snakebit

    This is sick I hope its not true.

  • Mr_V4
  • Harvey Wilson

    Thank you Polish lady, you have given me a new purpose in life. I’m gonna give this a go. 100,000 here we come.

    Actually, I’d settle for one.