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  • PlanetOrphan

    What The ?

  • Jared

    Shearer has reservations about the hand of the green party’s intention.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Boy:…If it looks like that….I don’t want it.
    Girl:….If it looks like that….I DEFINATELY don’t want it!!!!!

  • MrAuz1989

    It was at that point that the first horrifying doubts about Meteria’s intentions took root in Gareth Hughes’ mind.

  • redeye

    Remember, it’s you that’ll have to clean my bum if you force me to eat that.

  • Col

    Your fucking kidding Mum?

  • sandynobb

    This is what can happen when you have unprotected sex.

  • cows4me

    A young Wussell Norman is inducted to green side of the force.

  • steve and monique

    Looks like shit to me

  • May Tag

    I don’t know what this is, but I never want to see it again

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    I’m sorry father, but even though you’re intending on using protection and it’s clearly ribbed for my pleasure, I must refuse your generous offer, even if it eventually does lead to me becoming the head Alterboy. It just doesn’t look like a lot of fun to be perfectly frank with you…

    Me paenitet patris, sed etiam in utendo sis volens scilicet tuitionem et suus costata mei voluptate, negaturum tuo offer liberalis, etiam si facit tandem plumbi me factus est in caput Alterboy. Mauris sit amet elit non modo perfecte tibi ingenue …

  • BigDes

    Looks like a recent pic of Gareth Hughes.