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Alexander Ustinov is 2.02 metres tall, weighs in at 137 kilograms and would stare down anyone in the boxing ring.

But it seems he would run a mile rather than fight a politician half his size.

Ustinov, 36, who will fight David Tua in Hamilton at the end of the month, had a guided tour of Parliament today, hosted by NZ First leader Winston Peters – a man used to the rough and tumble of politics, if not a few low blows.

Peters (fighting weight 80kg “when I am fit”) posed beside the Russian giant on front-bench seats in Parliament, joking that “we have a succession plan”.

 


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  • “Nice to meet you Mr Peters, but best you straighten up your hair-piece; it’s crooked”

  • Apolonia

    Is this the way to Snow White’s house?

  • Nechtan

    “Hello I’m Alexander, you were great in the Lord of The Rings by the way”

    • johnbronkhorst

      There weren’t that many mountain trolls in Lord of the Rings!

      • Travis Poulson

        Nor were they that ugly.

  • Arnie

    Alex I bet I could lay you out with a straight Right.

    • johnbronkhorst

      Winnie can neither claim to be straight or right!!

  • LionKing

    I’m going to fucking eat you

  • steve and monique

    Hairy Baggins from bullshit shire meets Human

  • GarethsPussy

    Winston meets a six foot tall bloke….

  • John.Doe.2013

    “Hello Winston, I am Alexander the Great. I enjoyed your work in the march of the penguins.”
    “Sorry alex, you have mistaken me for Paul Holmes”

  • BobaJob

    Big foreign policy issue looms over NZ First leader.

  • Harry B’Stard

    I’ve come to collect the $158,000 you owe the taxpayer Winnie

  • johnbronkhorst

    Hit him…go on I dare ya…hit him please!~!!~

  • BAM

    Fucking hell.
    Tua’s going to need a step ladder.

    • OT Richter

      Tua is toast. You heard it here first.

      • BobaJob

        I heard Winnies got 158k riding on Tua.

      • Travis Poulson

        Tua made toast of his sparring partner who is the same height as Ustinov.

        Sent him into lala land, out cold.

  • Lindsay Addie

    You must be the incredible shrinking man.

  • Bryan

    your down in the polls you just shrunk with the people

  • Liberty

    I suffer
    from small man syndrome

  • Col

    Please let go of my handddddddddddd

  • Snobo

    I crap bigger than you Winnie, but you’re still the King of Bullshit!

  • Ducky

    Hey Alex, come join my party, I give you free Gold Card! make you my Vice leader.

  • reitama

    do i put the ping pong balls in the mouth by squeezing the hand?

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Peters “How do you lay straight in bed?”
    Ustinov “How do you?”

  • kehua

    Hobbit meets man in red jacket.

  • kehua

    We are the 2 biggest pricks in the country.

  • Corky

    Alex holds a 3/4 size wax model of Winston Peters.

  • PhantomsDoc

    To you I may just be a talking head…

  • Brian of Mt Wellington

    Winston will tell everyone that he was bigger than Ustinov and that he has proof and will show it like his normal secret proof- never, his lies just seem to die a natural death.

  • Brian of Mt Wellington

    ” Hey Ustinov, you better win as I have 158 grand bet on you

  • Tupeke

    Ripley’s Believe it or Not – wax museum

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