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  • steve and monique

    Morkpork rap not big seller at KFC

    • BobaJob

      Kentucky Fried MP ……

  • BobaJob

    Found….John Key’s Mojo under wraps.

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    Pay-back, union style.

    • Travis Poulson

      Heh, I fear others have not picked up on your wit.

      • Muffin

        I did that’s a gold comment by sac

      • Mr Sackunkrak


  • Whanga_Cynic

    Would you like fries with that?????

  • Dave

    92 grams of Morepork, that’ll be $14.60.

    • LabTested

      $92 for a Morepork, still cheaper than Snapper if N Guy gets his way

  • sandynobb

    Whale Owl

  • cows4me

    Union thugs track down the owl.

  • Col

    Wait until I get out of this rapper, smart ass.