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  • 4077th

    Hmmm..the view from back here is not that bad. Maybe I could just to see what it’s like? (Bummer Bradbury)

  • AnonWgtn

    “I think better when I am asleep”

  • coventry

    I spy with my little eye, something beginning with F.. G…..

  • coventry

    Bomber looks cock eyed at criminal

  • Agent BallSack

    And finally Let us all pray that Brother Martyns Galloping Ball Rash is healed soon. Praise the Lord!

  • Phar Lap

    Death takes a holiday.

  • Brian of Mt Wellington

    The way Bummer Madbury is looking at Billy Big Steps you’d almost think it’s a look of lust and he thinks to himself ” I love Kim and would love him to fuck me like he does the rest of NZ”.

  • Michael

    Pie Baby envy

  • Justsayn

    Hey, check out the crim crack.

    I’d rather poke my eye out.

  • grumpy

    Hurry up fatboy, I’m all lubed up and dying for it!

  • GarethsPussy

    Billy Big Steps forgot to wear pants. Bradbury unmoved.

  • FatBoy.COM

    mmm.. the one in yellow is not bad looking, but I prefer the fleshy one.

  • OT Richter

    I bet all the ladies out there dig the way I dress like Tintin.

    • Patrick

      Tintin is an icon for the gay movement – perhaps there is something in Bradbury dressing up like him?

      • One of these is a one dimensional cartoon character and the other is Tintin.

  • Kiwiwoosh

    Who ate all the pies…..

  • surfisup

    “nice ass”

  • Over exposed IP thief hides behind NZ Dogg Podium.

  • Col

    I think no of us should have had curry before we came.

  • richard.b

    Hello, my name is Billy Big Steps and I am a liar-holic.

  • kehua

    Bloke on Right, “mmm one has a head like a penis and the other must have piles.“

  • Red

    No caption…. But I can’t get over the teeny weeny feet on that self important wanker. No wonder he’s such an angry shite. All that’s missing is the Cloth Cap from that “pose” – Livn’ the dream (and dressing from the Sallies Kids dept)

  • drummerboy

    “Nein! Nein! Nein!”

  • niggly

    Bradbury: I really hate capitalist pigs, oozing millions exploited from the masses, they spend their money on trivial things like old cars, statues, mansions with more rooms than the homeless of Auckland, they jet set around the world, buy residencies with their zillions. Hmm this big bloke seems a good sort, wonder with his accent and black clothes if he’s some sort of gangsta rapper from the middle class ‘hood – like me?

  • Patrick

    What a threesome, Dot Con turned up wearing the same hoody he has worn for the past 2 years, Bradbury has a pair of trackie bottoms, a jersey his Mum bought & his Dad’s jacket & the bloke on the right is wearing one sock & has his handbag under the chair – WTF was it fancy dress?

  • Sandysure

    Guy on the right:
    “Gee’s my eyes are watering…don’t know about terrorist bomber’s but it smells like sauerkraut around here and this other guy has been trying to sell me Real Estate – told me he has something large in the passageway – but with no ballroom “

    • Travis Poulson

      Jon Stephenson, who accused the NZDF of spying on him in Afghanistan

      • Sandysure

        Ahh – that explains the hairy eyeball

  • Igotta Numbum

    Fat fucker: I can’t see my dick from here
    Dumb fucker: I can’t see his dick from here
    Bald fucker: My bionic eye might be malfunctioning…. I can’t see his dick from here

  • dumbshit

    the three stooges reincarnated , but not funny cause that bloated sourcraut is costing us a fortune to get rid of

  • Magoo

    Caption – ‘Thank you for the warm welcome here at Wankers Anonymous. My name is Kim and I’m a wanker …. ‘

  • richard.b

    Gee Travis, I thought you had re-posted yesterdays photo of a relaxing Big Baz the Kangaroo.

  • DLNZ

    Bad case of “Pinko Eye”

  • Lion_ess

    Same number of people who read his blog – himself and two others.

  • Bad__Cat

    You could have legs like this if you rode a fat German!

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Our Mums make us wear these clothes

  • dyannt

    One day I’ll be as big as him and I’ll have to sit like this.

  • LesleyNZ

    Little do they know eh? Agent SIS Badbury in spy action. Befriend the enemy and pretend to be asleep. Earpiece and microphone concealed. (Didn’t his mother ever tell him how to sit properly in company!)
    Dot dot dot …….. con con con ……. QSL? di-dah-dah-dah….. dah-di-dah (Agent SIS Badbury thinking – are you reading me JK??????) SOS. QRV! K. QTH town hall. CUL. R. 88.
    Morse Code:
    For learning Morse code it is recommended to use this reference, but if you like, the dots and dashes are available too.LetterMorseAdi-dahBdah-di-di-ditCdah-di-dah-ditDdah-di-ditEditFdi-di-dah-ditGdah-dah-ditHdi-di-di-ditIdi-ditJdi-dah-dah-dahKdah-di-dahLdi-dah-di-ditMdah-dahLetterMorseNdah-ditOdah-dah-dahPdi-dah-dah-ditQdah-dah-di-dahRdi-dah-ditSdi-di-ditTdahUdi-di-dahVdi-di-di-dahWdi-dah-dahXdah-di-di-dahYdah-di-dah-dahZdah-dah-di-ditLetterMorseÄdi-dah-di-dahÁdi-dah-dah-di-dahÅdi-dah-dah-di-dahChdah-dah-dah-dahÉdi-di-dah-di-ditÑdah-dah-di-dah-dahÖdah-dah-dah-ditÜdi-di-dah-dahDigitMorse0dah-dah-dah-dah-dah1di-dah-dah-dah-dah2di-di-dah-dah-dah3di-di-di-dah-dah4di-di-di-di-dah5di-di-di-di-dit6dah-di-di-di-dit7dah-dah-di-di-dit8dah-dah-dah-di-dit9dah-dah-dah-dah-ditPunctuation MarkMorseFull-stop (period)di-dah-di-dah-di-dahCommadah-dah-di-di-dah-dahColondah-dah-dah-di-di-ditQuestion mark (query)di-di-dah-dah-di-ditApostrophedi-dah-dah-dah-dah-ditHyphendah-di-di-di-di-dahSlash (“/”)dah-di-di-dah-ditBrackets (parentheses)dah-di-dah-dah-di-dahQuotation marksdi-dah-di-di-dah-ditAt signdi-dah-dah-di-dah-ditEquals signdah-di-di-di-dahProsignMorseAA, New linedi-dah-di-dahAR, End of messagedi-dah-di-dah-ditAS, Waitdi-dah-di-di-ditBK, Breakdah-di-di-di-dah-di-dahBT , New paragraphdah-di-di-di-dahCL, Going off the air (“clear”)dah-di-dah-di-di-dah-di-ditCT, Start copyingdah-di-dah-di-dahDO, Change to wabun codedah-di-di-dah-dah-dahKN, Invite a specific station to transmitdah-di-dah-dah-ditSK, End of transmissiondi-di-di-dah-di-dahSN, Understood (also VE)di-di-di-dah-ditSOS, Distress messagedi-di-di-dah-dah-dah-di-di-ditOther PhrasesAbbreviationOverKRogerRSee you laterCULBe seeing youBCNUYou’reURSignal reportRSTBest regards73Love and kisses88Q CodeMeaningQSLI acknowledge receiptQSL?Do you acknowledge?QRXWaitQRX?Should I wait?QRVI am ready to copyQRV?Are you ready to copy?QRLThe frequency is in useQRL?Is the frequency in use?QTHMy location is…QTH?What is your location?

    • Agent BallSack

      lol waaaaaah?