Clark’s photoshop expert is living in Australia

Helen Clark had an amazing team of workers who could turn any photo of her into a veritable masterpiece. They were true artists and certainly had their work cut out for them.

Now it looks like one of them has set up shop in Australia, providing help for ugly politicians across the ditch.  

As we’ve already seen, running as a Labor candidate takes years off your appearance. The latest to dip into the ALP’s fountain of youth is Wentworth’s Di Smith, shown at left during a recent candidates’ forum, and at right in her campaign poster:


Boss level photoshopping

Great news for Darien Fenton, it appears they CAN work miracles.



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  • Jimmie

    Fenton reminds of that crusty old inmate ‘Jacs’ on the Wentworth drama – comes across with the same manipulating nasty attitude as well.

    Nasty – just plain nasty.

  • kevin

    Just SCARY…

  • PM of NZ

    Nah, nothing could be done with that. I’m sure I saw a picture the other day saying it was a dead fish. Maybe I misunderstood?

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Well done Cam. Now the Fenton Fan Club of Whale Oil readers will be drooling all over the place…..

    • Mr Sackunkrak

      I’ve come over all tingly.

    • GregM

      Here you are then….

  • cows4me

    The supercomputer “Titan” would have it’s work cut out there.

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    A brush won’t cut it with Fenton, I’d suggest a trowel.

    • Patrick

      Caterpillar road grader maybe, & half a dozen truck & trailer loads of hard fill.

  • Col

    Coatsworth and Fenton would make any front row Aussy scrum tremble.

  • CheesyEarWax

    Photopshop won’t be enough, will need to call on Weta Digital expertise here.

  • Marty

    They’re both double baggers

    • Garbageman

      and double keggers

  • Garbageman

    cmon Fentons a tranny please tell me its so just so i can sleep tonight

  • Patrick

    Saw similar in WA yesterday – Labor billboard with a glamour model’s face, half a dozen old trouts standing around & honestly it took me a while to work out which one of them had her “face” on the bill board. BTW we have similar here in the real estate business, there is a smoking hot looking agent in the press, I went to a open home once & she was there, photo must be from the 1970’s that’s all I can say. The years since the photo was taken have been very unkind to her.

  • Stuarts.burgers

    Please I am just having lunch, you should have warned us !!!!

  • BigDes

    Showed wife who doesn’t know Fenton, she asked if man or woman. Seriously.

  • Phill

    politics has not been kind to Iggy Pop

  • JB Sails

    But why! It is all about the lighting… ALP candidate for Wentworth looks like she’s seen a ghost. As for Darien…

    • dumbshit

      she is the “ghost” who walks