David Cunliffe Can Tell Lies

The tipline’s been running hot with advice from the Anyone But Cunliffe club.

They put me on to an interview that Contestant #2 did before the last election.

Turns out that the breastfeeding excuse that David Cunliffe gave to the media for living in a flash house in Herne Bay is quite different to the one he gave to Otago University students.

In this interview, he said it was his wife’s decision because he was mooching off her and she paid for it. 

Furthermore, he wouldn’t wish being Prime Minister on a ‘dog’; didn’t support gay marriage; said the Greens were quite close to his own politics; and backed the first $5000 being tax free alongside GST off fruit and vegetables.

If he can’t tell a lie – then he stands by these statements?


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  • maninblack

    fucking liar!!!

  • sheppy

    My Speaker my question is to contestant number 2 it goes “does he stand by all his statements….”

    • DLNZ

      If only they could show video clips during question time on a big screen. Oh the humiliation and entertainment of it all.

  • cows4me

    Stick a pole up his arse and mount him on the roof, if he says the wind is coming in that direction just add 180 degrees for the true direction.

  • Apolonia

    Why would she be breast feeding when the youngest was a 10 year old?

    • Whafe

      Some do, scary I know….

    • Richard McGrath

      David loves bitty…

  • Whafe

    Fucking man up and say “I live in Herne Bay because I choose to live there” Soft cock….
    Anyone that needs to LIE to try and justify where they live doesn’t deserve to be the leader of anything….

  • Whafe

    It truly seems that the vast majority accept mediocrity…..

    Makes me sick, every facet of the left is about accepting mediocrity

  • dumbshit

    seems he has a sieve for a memory,

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Sorry to burst your bubbles bros – he had a stance at that time and now he has changed it…what is wrong with that? John Key has done that many times….just leave the messiah alone……

    • Rodger T

      Get Shane to stop wanking and you might be on to a winner………good luck with that.

  • Vlad

    Journalism, committed and hard-working. Find it on this site.

  • Rodger T

    A slimy politician doing what a slimy politician does,tells his audience what he thinks his audience wants to hear.
    The story changes on the demographic he perceives his audience to be, and what passes for the media in this country are to thick to notice.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    This is off topic – sorry about that bros. But this topic is not going to achieve anything as messiah is entitled to change his mind like every one of us.

    So here is some entertainment.

    This is a response from Simom Bridges to Whale Oil Pin up girl Darrien Fenton – “I’ve worked at Foodtown, I’ve worked in bars, I’ve worked in cleaning probably more than that loser ever has.”

    In case, the Whale Oil Fans want to have view of their pin up girl, here you go!!!

    • Rodger T

      Who is the sick puppy that gave that pic an up vote?

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Bro – I told you, Whale Oil army is full of fans for Fenton and the horse woman…..

      • benniedawg

        Just confirmed Fenton is the accepted definition of “megafugly” on wikipedia.

        • Bunswalla

          With a mouldy mung-bean twist

    • Agent BallSack

      FFS it’s dinner time SCS. Thanks for the dietary equivalant of Draino though I am losing kilos!

    • RightNow

      Is that Ozzy Osbourne in a blonde wig?

    • CheesyEarWax


  • JeffDaRef

    WO, please set that to autoplay on the hour every hour during the election campaign….

  • WTF?

    So can I get this straight?
    1. He lives in Herne Bay – New Zealand’s most expensive suburb?
    2. But claims to represent the working class.
    3. He voted against gay marriage but wants their vote come election time?
    4. He has similar personal politics to the Greens?
    That sounds pretty damn confused if you ask me. All the people I know who live in Herne Bay would rather slash their wrists than vote red and they certainly don’t share views with the greens as they drive to work in Bentleys and Audi Q7 V12’s.

    • Agent BallSack

      Let me rebut your points:
      1 – Hypocrite
      2 – see above
      3 – go to 1
      4 – error does not compute due to the fact NO ONE has similar personal politics to the Greens except hypocritical caftan wearing dope smoking Prius driving dreadlocked dirty Greens

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      1. He is proving to his fellow Labourers that they can also move up like him. Why only John Key should tell that story bro?
      2. He believes in the principles of social justice and wealth distribution. Hence he is suggesting rich prick tax
      3. He wants to be the Prime Minister of all New Zealanders. What is wrong with that?
      4. Greens have policies that will offer clean, green economy and job growth to NZ.

      Let us move on and embrace Curryleafism bros.

      • longjohn

        Bring him on. Money well spent.

    • YoungA

      You would be surprised mate. Herne Bay and Ponsonby is full of champagne socialisti

    • CheesyEarWax

      1. Yes, thats where he saw hope died in the eyes of the children.
      2. Yes, he used to work for Boston Consulting, obviously a multi-national exploiting NZ workers coz they didn’t pay him enough.
      3. Thats just a dig against Robertson. He doesn’t mean it, honest.
      4. Yes, but doesn’t believe money grow on trees. It grows on rich pricks and thats why hes going to tax them.
      Nah, hes not confused. Not at all.

    • sheppy

      Sounds like just another do as I say don’t do as I do hypercritical socialist to me…..

  • Alloytoo

    Mooching off his wife, mooching off us…..habits of a lifetime…..

  • Monty

    What a greasy fella in a red suit