Dodgy Mr Plod Gets out of Jail Free

This has got to be the best all time excuse for on the job rooting ever.

An armed police officer who had sex with a married woman while on duty kept his job after arguing that he could still reach his gun because it was attached to his trousers around his ankles.

Pc Shaun Jenkins, 36, met the woman while he was on patrol and took her to his house, where they had intercourse as his colleague waited outside for 40 minutes in their car.

The officer was originally allowed to keep his job, but was sacked for misconduct after the husband of the woman complained. 

Gwent Police said his misconduct was made worse by him leaving his loaded pistol on a table during the encounter.

However, Pc Jenkins appealed successfully, saying the disciplinary procedure had been mishandled. An appeals panel also upheld his claim that he was always in reach of the pistol because it was in his holster, attached to his trousers.

The Independent Police Complaints Commission yesterday upheld his reinstatement, although it expressed surprise at the panel’s decision.

Pc Jenkins, who has been decorated for bravery three times, was taken off firearms duty but remains a neighbourhood policeman in South Wales. An IPCC spokesman said no further action could be taken against him because the disciplinary action had been mishandled.


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  • Harry B’Stard

    One hand on his gun and the other on his pistol, wonder if he had an unauthorised discharge?

  • LabTested

    How could he pull so quickly must be a stunner? but when you look at his photo you then think WTF. However further reading reveals that this is Gwent, so even this inbred may be a catch in that gene pool. ps Saturday nights in Cardiff are unbelievable

    • Rusty B

      Or using his Stunner Gunner.

  • CheesyEarWax

    So the husband complained…about what? That he stirred someone else’s porridge?

    • BobaJob

      Wasn’t the porridge as much as it was the lumps….

  • Muffin

    Fuck that’s funny

  • Pointless

    “Is that a pistol in your pocket or…oh, it is.”