Even if you’re not a gentleman, this is why you let her talk first


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  • bobby

    In NZ she would get half of that money anyway if they’d been going out as long as it seems.

    • hookerphil

      Only if living together, it would seem more than 2 years I feel.

    • Hazards001

      Which is why they can do anything they like but they’ll still be living somewhere else in my world!

  • I’d still be bummed out, all you need is some Zaphod ear plugs.
    Feel the loss as they jiggle away from the table M8!

  • CheesyEarWax

    Nice tits.