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  • thor42

    That was a *great* movie.

  • Bunswalla

    Yeah, I have – a few. Funnily enough, all in England – the Jobsworth capital of the world.

  • James Howlett

    That scene speaks to me today. Great choice Petal.

  • LabTested

    The Belgian Beer Cafe in Mt Eden often used to tell me that I couldn’t order an omelette from the breakfast menu cos the breakfast kitchen staff had gone home & they now had the afternoon team on. My answer was always, ‘well send me the cook with a bowl & a couple of eggs & I will tell him how to make it’