Face of the day

“My telephone records were going to be seized in an operation that was sparked by the Prime Minister’s office and monitored by the Prime Minister’s office. This is not Zimbabwe. This is New Zealand”

That’s right Mr Mugabe, so how about that $158,000 you owe the taxpayers then?




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  • No Winston; you boasted in public about knowing what was said between Key and Banks, so Mr Plod wanted to find out how you knew.

    Sorry Sunshine, but you are hoist by your own petard this time.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Don’t forget this creature got in just by exploiting the tape episode…otherwise National would have got enough seats to rule by itself….

      • Precisely SCS; Peters beat up the “accidental” reporting of the Key/Banks meeting for all he was worth, including leaking what he alleged was some of the content of the discussion at an election meeting in Invercargill.

        Isn’t it only natural that the police investigating Bradley Ambrose might have wondered how Peters got the information, especially if Ambrose had Peters in his phone contacts so that Peters’ name came up on the header of text messages?

        • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

          There is no doubt, Winnie the Poo got a recording of the tape from the “innocent” Ambrose…Winnie knew that is his one chance of survival…but for this one mistake Key would have got more than 50%…never mind…

  • Pete George

    Marbles and losing come to mind.

    Peters also attacked Key in a RadioLive column yesterday – http://www.radiolive.co.nz/Prime-Minister-of-Chief-Executive/tabid/721/articleID/37150/Default.aspx – and he seems to have even stuffed up the headline.

    How can Key contemplate a coalition deal with Peters?

    • Hopefully Pete, Peters’ continued irrational scaremongering will cause Key to have a rethink, and the PM will stay consistent with his 2008 and 2011 stance.

  • Phar Lap

    Peters saw the latest polls.His party has slumped to 3%.Desperate to keep reminding his supporters that he is still alive.He think,s whats wrong with creating another conspiracy theory.After all Peters has been doing it for over 30 plus years,so whats another tissue of lies to keep the lefty media and present Government haters in business.I heard a Radio Live muppet make a slanderous statement against our PM at 5.25am today.Seems Peters has the bankrupt Radio Live in his pocket.

    • Richard McGrath

      Is that muppet Marcus Lush? He seems to have leftish views though keeps them subdued most of the time he’s on in the mornings on Radio Live.

      • Phar Lap

        It was their so called chief news reporter an anti Nationalist Govern ment veteran, a big common mouth guy called Hercock.

  • Michael

    Don’t tell me, he won’t repeat his claims outside Parliamentary privilege…

  • Tom

    …said the most bent politician in NZ

    • GazzW

      Comment withdrawn,

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Folks – Today is John Key’s 52nd birthday! The best PM we ever had. Let us wish him a very happy birthday and many many more!

    • BobaJob

      That’s the average age of life expectancy in Zimbabwe.

      • GazzW

        Even less for Opposition politicians.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Bro – your point being? Are you in Zimbabwe and counting your days?

        • BobaJob

          No and I’m not in Sweden either!

          • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

            Boba – you are now added to my rich prick’s list in the top spot replacing Dave.

          • Dave

            Thanks SCS, PS I recall a wager, and the poll was, yes under 30, please pass the wager on to Whale, very happy for it to go to Cameron, or perhaps a slab for the entire team at their next editorial / strategy meeting. That will learn you to back a sheep!!

    • out2lunch

      His birthday is the 9th of August according to wikipedia…

  • johnbronkhorst

    “My telephone records were going to be seized in an operation…”
    were going to be …seem to be the key words here..SSSOO mr peters……they WEREN’T were they?
    In fact as far as we know this wasn’t even considered, was it!!??

    • David

      You seem to suggesting; that in this case we shouldn’t believe what the politicians are telling us?

      • johnbronkhorst

        No, not all…the only ones caught actually lying have been winnie of course (no means yes means no means I’m old and confused), fenton, mallard, jones, shearer, dalziel, and many other LABOUR members.
        Remember, the definition of a lie, is saying something is true or false when you KNOW the opposite is actually the case.

  • Col

    Winston Full OF SHIT, those old people who vote for him can’t remember, and Mr full of shit doesn’t want to remember, how he gets away with it I m fucked if I know.

  • Agent BallSack

    I saw him on question time last night. Looks like the old dog is losing his energy and vim. Time to shoot him and put us out of our misery.

    • OT Richter

      The journo behind him is listening for a heartbeat.

      • BobaJob

        More like he just realised whose backside he was just licking!

    • Richard McGrath

      The smokes and booze are catching up, as they always do…

  • Brian of Mt Wellington

    Peters is full of hot air and bullshit. Its amazing how he knows all this stuff and has proof but you notice he never produces it and just waits for the story to die. Its almost like he has the early signs of dementia. And what about the 158K he still owes. I can’t understand why no one brings this up when he is being interviewed.
    He should just put up or SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    • David

    • Brian of Mt Wellington

      Now even the Police say He is a liar. He must just be living in a world of his own

  • tarkwin

    I’m still hoping he stands in Whangarei in the election. He’d give Heatley a run for his money.

    • Liberty

      There is not enough rednecks in Whangarei for Winstone.

  • Kapow

    Winston is just like Len Brown

  • Phar Lap

    Police released the facts about Peters.He dosnt believe them,also he is not that important after all.He refuses to believe he is an insignificant pest,trying for a re-run of a story long past its use by date.