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  • In the year 2525, babies will only cry after they have their iPhone plugged into their brain and the it’s first apps are loaded …

    • Steve (North Shore)

      If man is still alive.
      1969, fuck I am old!

      • I know what you mean, an iPhone is something people throw at me when they don’t work , I still refuse to own one :-|

      • FredFrog

        Covered in the 80’s by Visage.