This guy is going to need a new job

We blogged about the creepy nastiness of Kim Dotcom the other day…the only thing worse than people like Kim Dotcom are his followers.



And who is Andrew Gall? 

Well turns out he is a civil servant…at Department of Conservation…probably not for long though.

Andrew Gall



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  • Muffin

    Gold, love this shit whale, well done.

    • Marty

      He’s a fat lad. A new diet of bread and water will do him the world of good

    • N

      I don’t see how this comment has anything to do with rape? There is nothing in his tweet that says it’s not consensual sex. All it’s designed to do is spark some humor and portray that john key is fucking new zealand out of jobs, however in a creative way.

      I mean come on, would you want someone fired over making a bad joke? That’s just cruel, he could have kids a family that depend on him. It might be your sense of humor, however that’s all humor is sometimes, it’s the shock value behind it, the abnormality. This is how i read the joke:

      Someone needs to go and fuck ( have consensual sex) with john keys daughter and video it and then show it to john key as that’s wht he’s doing to new zealand jobs. So its pretty much saying that john key is fucking our jobs. the daughter is thrown in there only because of the humor factor and just finding a creative way of saying it.

      • Muffin

        Jeez your dumb.

      • Random66

        Your comment implies that JK’s daughter would willingly have sex with an ex MegaUpload employee which would be highly unlikely given she is smart enough to understand her fathers enemies would now be hers. Also you imply even if she was foolish enough to make the mistake of having intercourse with said ex employee she would consent to having it recorded. Neither scenario seems probable and your view of ‘throwing the daughter in there for humour’ says much about how low you set the bar. Our kids are off limit – end of.

  • mike

    Wow, anyone feel like forwarding this to the boss at DOC?

    • Kendall

      Done when I first saw it mike. From my work email

      • Ducky

        Well done….

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Well done Kendall.

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    hey Dumb, meet Dumber!

  • Shoreboy57

    Dear Nick Smith……

    • Anonymouse Coward

      The Minister is not the persons concerned employer. Your correspondence should be sent to the Director General of Conservation, or alternatively to the States Services Commission who have an oversight role over the civil service.

      • peterwn

        No material difference – the Minister’s office will pass it to DOC as a ‘ministerial’ meaning it requires priority action from DOC. With a bit of luck, Nick may have minuted a helpful suggestion to DOC on the letter.

        • peterwn

          And the Minister will be in a grumpy mood this afternoon.

      • Ducky

        my thoughts exactly..

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    Charming. Although I doubt Key will “do a Labour” on a public servant he doesn’t like.

    • Phar Lap

      Could ask Liebours three time electorate loser David “nosy” Parker and Clare Curran on how they got rid of a colleague in same Govt Dept a few years ago.

    • Patrick

      Computer nerd – Systems Support Administrator? That means he resets users login passwords that is all. Dead end job for a dead head twat.
      Fancy title though – bet he is very proud when he tells his buddies what he does.

  • conwaycaptain

    If that was sent on a DoC computer that is a SACKING Offence

  • kevin

    Gall = techie clown? The gall of him even associating the girl. Plenty of fuck-wits out there… love this twitter caper all the same.

  • peterwn

    Pity Linkedin does not let you ‘unendorse’ a person’s skills, etc.

  • Anonymouse Coward

    Blimey a professional systems administrator does this. Who would hire anyone that clueless?

    Does his description of his education as Microsoft Learning provide any insight into his joined up thinking abilities?

  • blokeintakapuna

    Wonder if the Dept of Conversation has clauses in their employment contracts about bringing the organisation into ill-repute / embarrassing them?
    As a tax-payer that ultimately funds this guys wages – I hope DoC take disciplinary action against him for his crass comments… and blatant brown-nosing…
    Yet another Whale spanking handed out! Keep up the great work!

  • Oh dear, one more unemployed, sorry Mr Key

  • BAM

    Fuck, there’s some dumb pricks out there.
    Monday 26th of August10.58 AM

  • Jester

    Probably the 2nd best Sysop that ever graced this planet.

    • As sackable as BOFH. But sacking the BOFH is a risky proposition. (I mean the fictional sysop, not the one who writes the fiction, in his own time, on his own dime).

      • Anonymouse Coward

        My guess would be if Mr Gall was instructed to stand up and step away from the computer, seconds beforehand a box would have popped up on his screen telling him the computer was no longer connected to the network. After Mr Gall was asked to ‘follow me’ a systems administrator would have shut down his computer by pulling the power supply cable from the wall socket.

  • Gobe1

    Fark!!!!, how to win friends and influence people….. Gone burger!

  • snakebit

    Has it been sent to DOC? Should be.

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    He is obviously deluded, He dreams of owning a company! Mate you are a drop kick, not a business owner. If you were a business owner you would be embracing the blue spectum.

    • andrew carrot

      I suspect the extent of his interaction with the world occurs at 4am whilst playing “Halo”.

  • 4077th

    Hahaha what a fucking dick head. No doubt using DOC (government) information systems and or internet connection for personal use and knife his employer along the way..I hear Darwin calling!

  • Lion_ess

    Yuck – there are some seriously stupid, creepy people out there. Have fun finding a new job Andy.

    • Jester

      Creepy as in Kyle Chapman creepy

  • Anonymouse Coward

    “Mr Gall stand up, step away from the computer and come with me.”

  • Random66

    Thank goodness the young woman concerned is in Paris (well out of this sicko’s reach). John, a threat has been made against your daughter, make sure you send one of those boys wearing a suit around to have a chat to him so he can be reminded what respect and decency is.

    • 4077th

      Nothing a towel and a few buckets of water wouldn’t sort out

      • mike

        Don’t need a bucket, a small 1 liter bottle will do the trick… and if you’ve never seen it done properly please watch.

        It is torture.

  • Quintin Hogg

    He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot…

    • andrew carrot

      or a DOC conservancy south of the Auckland Islands

  • kevin

    In any or most any countries of the world, this would be police action territory. In lots of places he would be in prison by now. Probably the most idiotic twit comments I have seen for ages.

  • David Broome

    OMG. Head shaking disbelief!

  • 4077th

    And what a of Neh Neh’s mates. Thinks she would be the best leader for us all…says it all really.

  • tarkwin

    Can’t wait to see him getting fried on Campbell Live tonight. After all, New Zealanders need to know these things don’t they Jonnie boy?

  • What do you expect post Micro$oft training & then Te Wananga?

    On a more serious note. did he do this @ his private address and email. in his time (which I think is kosher — if they want all public servants to politically neutral then disband the PSA) or from a DoC server… (rm -rf ~/moron )

    • AngryTory

      It doesn’t matter a bit.

  • Sidey

    Yes it’s disgusting and we can all wring our hands until we have Shane Jones-like callouses, but let’s face it – no one here is going to actually do anything. Neither should we. Doesn’t affect us. Being outraged isn’t being personally affected. But if I was in John Key’s shoes I’d be having a quiet word with a very trusted friend who can fix things….

    • Sidey

      I stand corrected, Kendall is onto it. I’ll just shuffle off to scoff my humble pie….

  • dumbshit

    previous employment—-“recycled technology” about to be re-recycled

  • LionKing

    Well done WO. This guy should be up before his employer this afternoon trying to explain this.

    • Ducky

      have anyone send a copy of his tweet to DOC?

  • Ducky

    What a fucking queer cunt this bastard. I wish Karma would grant this cunt his comments on his own family..

    • slade52

      His family is not accountable for his actions; he is. I hope that he is held to account. Advocating rape is despicable.

  • Harroputza

    I think you’re spying on him, like that guy who was in Afghanistan.

  • Mark

    I note that his Linkedin Skills and Expertise don’t include “fat, creepy, smeg head” as they clearly should.

  • kehua

    What a piece of shit, and they wonder why some of these guys need surveillance with minds that think like that.

  • Jonathan Pull

    They’d have a hard time legitimately getting rid of him unless the tweet was made in work time or on a work pc.

    Completely inappropriate thing to say, quite disgusting actually but job threatening? Not sure.

    • la la land

      Yes although his tone is very threatening towards women and lots of job contracts have clauses about bring disrepute upon the employer etc…

    • CheesyEarWax

      If he doesn’t get the sack, he won’t get promoted, his female colleagues (if he has any being in IT) wont be talking to him. His prospects outside DOC will be slim. His hope will be people has short memories and WO is irrelevant like Hellen Kelly said.

      • andrew carrot

        A LOT of female colleagues in DOC. And quite a few desolate offshore islands needing a resident conservator.

        • Jonathan Pull

          I think it’s fair to say that if he doesn’t get fired his career at least (what little career it may have been) is over.

      • LabTested

        Google has a very long memory, particularly when you go for a job interview

  • OT Richter

    He is still tweeting away like nothing has happended.

    I don’t have a twitter account, but someone should send him a link to this page. Will shit his pants I suspect. Fucktard.

    • la la land

      Alasdair thompson has already demanded he apologise via twitter

      • andrew carrot

        Classic. Go to the top of your history class La la

    • 4077th

      Cameron has tweeted and reminded him of his cowardly attack. Seems Mr Gall thinks it was all a bit of a joke and that he is a follower of WO and Cam should “realize” this…?? Big fat mouth in top gear, brain in neutral.

  • la la land

    what a disgusting individual

  • johnbronkhorst

    What happens when 2 slimy little toads get together?

    • richard.b

      I don’t know?
      Or were you suggesting warts?

  • Col

    Some people are real idiots, old song “there goes my everything” He looks a bit like a kitty fiddler.

  • old shunter

    guess who just got Munted it will be tucked way on the pile of pages in his contract about what they are not allowed to do on a computer
    as JK says the Labour Market is quite fluid at present

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    If this retard doesn’t resign by end of today, I hope the CEO of the department fires him for posting such uncivilised comments. Must be a creepy Greenie….

    • jac

      Is there any actual proof that it was Gall that made the comment? I mean to say, who in their right mind would post their own pic and name to a comment like that.

      • James M

        Yes there is, he’s admited it in a tweet directed at whale oil. He’s not a very clever cookie.

        • jac

          Is there a video clip of him admitting it James?

          • Are you Gall or a friend of his trying to make excuses?

          • James M

            No, can you explain what casts any doubt that it is him? maybe i missed something.

        • jac

          “He’s not a very clever cookie.”
          I doubt someone that dumb would even be able to turn a computer on let alone type a tweet. Maybe it was the work of a thousand monkeys?

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        As you know Labourers and smelling Greenies don’t have any brain….so I wouldn’t be surprised….

    • AngryTory

      I’d he tries to resign, shouldn’t accept his resignation.

      And he goes straight on Crushers list of non-employables

  • LesleyNZ

    Just terrible – sick.

  • slade52

    I wonder if he still has 77 LinkedIn connections. Maybe Mr Farrar could do a graph…

  • andrew carrot

    “Andrew Gall ‏@AndoNZ 45m @Whaleoil I’ll give you that it was tasteless comment but it was hardly an attack on her.” I see. So ‘using’ the PMs wife for revenge-rape (not to teach her a lesson, but to attack the PM), would be OK too? Or other family members, say, his son? No problems there I presume. Gall, you need to acquaint yourself with the mores of post-Dark Ages society.

  • Honcho

    Sorry Mr Gall, but Stephanie key is a good looking girl, and good looking girls don’t f#ck pastie white fat guys like you with ginger goaties unless they are Kim DotCom rich, which you are not, and will never be after you lose your job and find it a real struggle to find another ….. loser.

    • Lion_ess

      Ain’t that the truth, even more so now – and not even ugly girls. Back to his 10 best friends.

  • This doesn’t happen to me often, but I’m speechless.

  • steve and monique

    Dickhead. Guess your boss will be loving the call he is going to get.

    • AngryTory

      only one. or 100?

      0800 DOCHOTline (0800 362 468) looks like a fun place to call.

      but really, call +64 4 471 0726

  • Harry B’Stard

    who are the scum buckets that favorited and retweeted it?

    • andrew carrot

      ex-MegaUpload employees

  • philbest

    Shows how lefties perception of what is acceptable humour gets distorted by the echo chamber of opinions they inhabit. DoC is hardly going to be an environment where mainstream moral sensibilities are encountered. Of course when you or I make a joke about frogs or snails, these people will be calling for public trials.

  • blairmulholland

    Apparently Twitter is a public website, who knew? LOL

  • Jonny2013

    What a terrible, terrible human being.

    Here is his twitter profile photo and profile information before he removes them. Young woman of NZ, stay far, far away from this man.

    • Jonny2013

      Forgot to add me posted that tweet at 11am on a Monday morning. Was he at work and on the clock or was he pulling a sickie?

  • TonyW

    I find the glee at which the “community” here anticipate the loss of someones job and livlihood almost as disturbing as that dickheads tweet.

    Sure, it was incredibly dumb. The guy needs to apologise. Probably a severe reprimand at work too. But do you really want him to lose his job? What about his family? Who knows what the flow on effects of that would be…

    Oh, and those going on about rape, I don’t believe he advocated that did he? Creepy as it is to even contemplate, he may well have had something more consensual in mind. We don’t know.

    Anyway, carry on with your faux-offense and righeous indignation. You’re good at that here.

    • BigDes

      What about his family? Who knows what the flow on effects of that would be…
      Yeah, it’s called responsibility, or owning your shit. It’s what grown ups do.

    • LabTested

      Sorry, I read it as rape. If you want to down play it as aggressive sexual exploitation of a 20 yr old for political purposes, then I would beg to differ

    • AngryTory

      I find the glee at which the “community” here anticipate the loss of someones job and livlihood almost as disturbing as that dickheads tweet.

      Look at where he “works”. We pay his salary, always have, and sadly will alway pay his and his families benefits.

    • AngryTory

      But do you really want him to lose his job?

      Absolutely! And every damn leftist with him – whether they are stupid enough to tweet what they believe or not! This isn’t a game: this is a long war of attrition to wipe leftists out – one at a time if necessary.

      No apology could ever be sufficient. Nor just resignation. But we already know he deserves no respect – if he wants to partially redeem himself he can do the honourable thing.

  • thor42

    Amazing. Just amazing.

    I’m in the IT area of work too. I’m not on Twitter, but if I were, I would *only* use a pseudonym – never, ever my real name – and I would never in a gazillion years tweet
    anything even remotely dodgy while I was at work.
    It’s simple common-sense stuff.

    • AngryTory

      Pseudonym or real name; work account or “personal” account it doesn’t matter. It’s clearly a serious breach of employment conditions under any interpretation – doubly so for someone who is supposed to be a politically neutral public servant.

      He should never work in this country again, and this web page and his name on Whale’s list will ensure he never works in IT anywhere again.

      The only downside is that he & his family are entitled to benefit for the rest of their lives.

  • IT Amateur

    What I find hilarious is that he claims to be a System Support Administrator and, get this, an “IT Professional”. Hahahaha.

  • TonyW

    So, I see his twitter account now has 0 following/followers and the offending tweets are deleted as is his profile pic. The linkedin profile is gone now too.

    Well done everyone.

    • AngryTory

      He’s still employed. He still has access to kids. He can still vote, organise for labour, be a unionist or a terrorist.