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  • Chin up Pete, Cunliffe might make her head of PR 8-)

  • Whafe

    Oh well, all those that have been adding to their lusting of Jacinda, it will not be amplified by being a deputy leader ir in fact leader….
    Jacinda knows you must win a seat, not list it in

    • conwaycaptain

      Sheep wont stand in 2014 so she will go into Mt Albert

      • Col

        That’s a good call.

      • AnonWgtn

        No – she is already in the fight, but so is Little Little.
        Other will go for it too, but the Unions will win.
        Shit is already around in Rongotai as Helen Kelly has her mark on it when Annette does not stand in 2014. She has made her pension pile so can retire a rich woman.

      • andrew carrot

        Very good idea. Then that all-round party girl, Fatty Tizard, can take back what is rightfully hers – Auckland Central.

  • Orange

    But she hasn’t mentioned deputy?

    • BobaJob

      Are deputies elected or picked by the leader?

      • AnonWgtn

        Picked by Caucus so big teeth is on the running with Robertson as he can run over her whenever he wants – she is a lightweight with out a seat, but looking/having recently looked/bought for a $1.5 m house in Auckland.
        Helen could sell her one of her Auckland houses.

  • Kendall

    Oh lord what are labor to do. Last leader was a bloke this one MUST be a female!!!!

    • Say hello to Annette “Swiss Ball” King!

      • stephen2d

        Thanks for that mental image. Must go now to do a laser surgery on my brain, to remove the said image (and possibly brain as well).

        • FredFrog

          If you have your brain removed in the surgery, you’ll become an instant gweenie supporter.

      • BobaJob

        Was that the result of a tumour growth like the guy with the 63 kg testicle?

      • The Land Lady

      • AnonWgtn

        Nah – until the election perhaps but she is not standing – Helen Kelly has bagged that one.

  • mick le prick

    She is rather deluded

    • BobaJob

      You could say the ideal politician then?

  • Garbageman

    Excellent if she not running i might have a chance
    Hold on im not a poof or an angry Little fkwit wont have a chance

    • FredFrog

      Or a frontbum

  • I would be rather curious to see how well Sue Moroney would do, given her previous stellar performances in her “electorates”.

    It would be a difficult ask for them to poll lower than they already are, but Moroney might just do it.

  • cows4me

    Labia leader, oh please. She might scrap in for the Labia tea lady.

  • CheesyEarWax

    On behalf of all male WO readers, we are very disappointed Jacinda.

  • Blue Tim

    And I suppose the long suffering taxpayer has to fund their swanning around the Country to meet the candidate meetings

    • DavidW

      Excellent point BT. Perhaps the Speaker should be invited to clarify the Rules around Parliamentary Travel when the clear purpose is to conduct Party business.

      On an associated point, I see that Moira is claiming that there will be 50,000 votes cast. I was under the impression that LP membership was in the vicinity of 10% of that number so who is pulling who’s leg on that issue.

    • MarcWills

      I expect we are paying for the 3 week holiday David ‘snapper’ Shearer has helped himself to as well. What is it with these fkin’ polititians that they suck and suck and suck on the public tit. Try doing that at your work (going AWOL I mean, not sucking).

  • kevin

    Off the pony for a mo… Fran Mole had a short tenure with shearer. Where did she come from again?

  • Col

    Jacinda, we were only joking about you standing.

  • James

    That is a shame – I had a bet my pommy mate a pony on Jacinda standing.

  • Phar Lap

    Seems that day she would have been doubly engaged.She was racing at Trentham,a previous engagement.

  • steve and monique

    A member of the labour party who made a good decision. Hell must have frozen over.

    • andrew carrot

      A fleeting aberration. Normal transmission will resume soon.

      • dumbshit

        yeh I thought it was strange that the famous “comrade” was missing from the twit

  • RightOfGenghis

    Democracy is overated…

    • andrew carrot

      That’s what the Labour caucus is saying today.

  • WayneO

    Well that’s clarified, straight from the horses mouth.

  • Agent BallSack

    Damn I was just about to head to the TAB and put $10 on her for the win…

  • Agent BallSack

    She’s quite smart..whoever takes over will either burn and crash or consolidate the party. By not standing she takes herself out of the fray as a potential enemy but has proven she is popular amongst voters. Stand her in a safe Labour set and give her a shadow portfolio looking forward 3-5 years…not to mention she’s the only current female member thats shaggable. We’ll see more of her next election

    • Patrick

      Exactly Klarkenfuher is orchestrating here, watch Jacinda get the Deputy job, (or line herself up ready), the Leader will crash & burn in a couple of years clearing the way for Jacinda. The labia mafia may take a sideways step at the moment & “allow” a bloke to be leader but it is only one step sideways, Jacinda will be leader & Herr Klarke will be driving her from behind – in a manner of speaking….

  • Mr_Blobby

    Jacinda and Melissa Lee dukeing it out for Mt Albert.

    Put me down for $1000 on Jacinda.

  • Patrick

    She omitted one word off the end – “yet”

    • Agent BallSack

      Now she knows she has the right stuff the Wimmins Div will be frothing at the gusset. Damn shame because all she is, is another career politician. A female Mallard if you like.