It’s like 1st year university all over again…


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  • PlanetOrphan

    Control yourself woman, you’ll be giving away state secrets next ….

  • Col

    That was great, could be Noddy Normans sister, if it wasn’t for the good looks?

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    The useful idiot brigade is alive and kicking. Unfortunately they are kicking at thin air.