Kim’s not happy with his girlfriend, has her executed by machine gun

Have you seen Kim Jong-un’s girlfriend lately…no?

Probably because she pissed off her boyfriend and he had her executed…along with her fellow band members.

She was first identified as Kim Jong-un’s old flame 13 months ago, in July 2012. The poised, coiffed and elegantly dressed companion of the North Korean dictator of Kim Jong-un was filmed sitting next to him at a concert in Pyongyang, then ascending the stage with him to applaud the performers. One month later, however, she vanished from the scene as abruptly as she had arrived. And today came the shocking news that Hyon Song-wol, one of the reclusive state’s most popular singers, had been executed by machine gun. 

Eleven other members of her pop group were reportedly executed with her earlier this month, accused of filming themselves having sex with each other then selling the videos.

Other musicians linked to the 12 who allegedly died were forced to watch the grisly killings, then sent to labour camps, victims of the reclusive regime’s policy of collective punishment.

Obviously she was dud root.



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  • richard.b

    Or perhaps he was the dud root and did not want her telling anybody.

    • Patrick

      His surname translates as Long One but his lady friend discovered otherwise. Apparently she said it was like a penis only smaller. That did not go down well with Mr Kim Jong-Un.

  • Freakin unbelievable, Talk about knee jerk emotional response.

  • GarethsPussy

    “Excellent Horse-like Lady”

    Could be a hit here amongst Labour voters….

  • Bobby

    Kim Joffrey-Un

  • Bunswalla

    Well if they did make a film of them having sex with each other it’s a raging certainty Kim has a copy. Apparently has one of the most extensive pornography collections outside Shane Jones’s bedroom.

    • Col

      He was pissed off she never did those naughty things with him.

  • Orange

    Breaks your heart. They were killed because they had Bibles. Then their Government makes up false charges to dishonour them and their families in death. “For the joy that was set before him he endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.”

  • Col

    If you become his new girlfriend you wouldn’t want to say to him “come on shoot Kim”

  • rightoverlabour

    Has Commie Norman said anything about this??? After 2014, I thought NK was going to be our preferred trading partner…. Sick Fuckers (I think Stalin did the same to his daughters boyfriend)

    • Bunswalla

      A Russian in Stalin era woke up sad one day and his wife asked why. He had a nightmare that Stalin had died and was very distressed, but cheered up when he realised it was just a dream and Stalin was alive and well.

      His wife dobbed him in and he was sent to the gulags. Then they arrested his wife for consorting with a known criminal and jailed too. True story.

  • Bert Root

    Have we seen Kim’s wife lately? The one living in Coatsville.

  • philbest

    Even the reality is more bizarre than the satires, like Orwell’s writings…….

    Christopher Hitchens actually wrote of North Korea, that it is as if someone had read “1984” and said “what a good idea”…….

  • Mr_Blobby

    Isn’t that the same penalty for not showing enough emotion at state events.

  • Jman

    When I read the headline I thought it was saying Dotcon had offed that hot wife of his. What a shame that would be.

  • LabTested

    I am reliably informed that this story has been reported on China websites. That suggests the Chinese government is getting sick of him