All set for #Laboursgottalent

It’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights

Preparations are now underway for Labour’s Got Talent?

Exclusive shot of the set-up attached… 

Labour's Got Talent

 


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  • Shoreboy57

    Thought it was NZ Idol (Cunners) vs NZ Idle (Robertson) vs XXX Factor (one hand Shane)

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Shoreboy57 just entered my Rich Prick’s list. This list is being compiled for Curryleaf to tax the hell out of you rich pricks.

      • LabTested

        2 minutes of David C on TV3 news was hard enough. I am not sure the average person could deal with that sort of performance on a daily basis. It is the first time I have seen more than sound bites from your man. Even the reporter had to ask, why do you have a painting of yourself on your office wall (you stuck up wanker)

        • BlueBalls

          Totally agree, how forced and unnatural can this wanker be, his time would have been better served going to an acting class rather than Harvard.

          • But but but he did such a great poem at Harvard!

            Halcyon days
            Bronze walls strong rising
            From lime green glimmer.
            White towers and golden domes –
            Revelries and reveries
            Reflect in sleepy waters.
            Forget me not
            For I am Harvard
            And I am yours.

            For one short year or two
            I suckled you
            With potent milk
            Of truth and learning.
            You know my strength
            You know my weakness.
            They are in you
            For I am Harvard
            And I am yours.

            I did not teach you
            Your most important lessons,
            Of life and love
            And learning with your peers.
            Go now forever different –
            My driven sons and daughters
            Relaxed, impassioned, persevered.
            Go now and take me with you
            For you are Harvard
            And you are yours.

          • Josh Metcalfe

            Just makes you want to crack out the old lute and start playing Greensleeves.

          • Patrick

            All that money spent “educating” this twit at Harvard & they never managed to educate him on how evil Socialism really is. He (or whomever funded him) should be asking for a refund forthwith

        • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

          He is the messiah bro….he is the blue eyed boy of MSM and especially garden gnome Campbell…..

      • Dave

        Please add your name at the top of the list, my spies tell me you need an extra tax.

        • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

          You are already on the list…top 10 I guess….

    • longjohn

      Hand or hard?

  • Col

    Not 10pm, we may have a guest? Wonder who will distance themselves from whom.

  • Dave

    And, how very very appropriate the theme song is WO, someone please pass the beer and popcorn, this is going to be a great sideshow.

  • lofty

    The Pointer sisters sang Shane’s tune years ago….you know the tune don’t you…it’s the one Shane hums to himself whilst whittling away those lonely hotel hours.

    I want a man with a slow hand
    I want a lover with an easy touch
    I want somebody who will spend some time
    Not come and go in a heated rush
    I want somebody who will understand
    When it comes to love I want a slow hand

  • kehua

    Classic WOBH, love it.

  • lofty

    Who could forget Grants tune and song?
    This will go down well and should pull the judges vote I reckon.

    Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robertson
    Jesus loves you more than you will know wo wo wo
    God bless you, please, Mrs. Robertson
    Heaven holds a place for those who pray
    Hey hey hey, hey hey hey

    Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
    Going to the candidates’ debate
    Laugh about it, shout about it when you’ve got to choose
    Every way you look at it you lose

  • blokeintakapuna

    Sledge of the year!

  • lofty

    Here is a song for David C to croon fitting for the self appointed Messiah.

    Declan Galbraith – David’s Song

    Who’ll come with me?
    Don’t be afraid,
    I know the way
    Who’ll sing with me?
    Don’t be afraid,
    I’ll know the way
    Who’ll dance with me?
    All through the world,
    Don’t be afraid,
    I’ll show the way

    We’ll go with you
    We searched the way
    To find your star
    Who’ll come with us?
    Don’t be afraid,
    We found the way

    Who’ll fly with me
    To reach a star?
    Don’t be afraid,
    I know the way

    Hello to all you young ones,
    Our fondest hopes
    Now rest in you
    Remember there’s nothing you can’t do
    So believe and be brave

    Who’ll be my friend
    And walk with me
    And sing this song?
    Who’ll love with me?
    We’ll change the world
    And set it free

    We’ll walk with you
    We’ll be your friend
    We’ll sing your song
    We know the way

  • Suppose now is as good a time as any to trot out the Cunliffe Havard poem:

    Halcyon days
    Bronze walls strong rising
    From lime green glimmer.
    White towers and golden domes –
    Revelries and reveries
    Reflect in sleepy waters.
    Forget me not
    For I am Harvard
    And I am yours.

    For one short year or two
    I suckled you
    With potent milk
    Of truth and learning.
    You know my strength
    You know my weakness.
    They are in you
    For I am Harvard
    And I am yours.

    I did not teach you
    Your most important lessons,
    Of life and love
    And learning with your peers.
    Go now forever different –
    My driven sons and daughters
    Relaxed, impassioned, persevered.
    Go now and take me with you
    For you are Harvard
    And you are yours.

  • Wazza

    The problem is – like Milli Vanilli – you eventually get found out for having someone else’s hand up your arse writing speeches and guiding you. All of these candidates are as thick as a Mac D shake and as useless as a flat battery. They need so many Fran Molds just to help them tie their shoe laces and prepare breakfast that they have no show of running the country.
    Kermit could do a better job!
    Cunt-liffe, Grunt Rogerson and Shame Jones are dumb. Monique told me.

    • FredFrog

      The hand up arse has already been on display……..virtually identical press releases from both Cuntlippe and Wobbleson

  • Bruno 32

    cunners 30 % and the gay fellow 11% in the Gisborne Herald poll.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Rocking!!

  • James Howlett

    Not sure if there are any Roald Dahl fans but this one came to mind…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIolEFsySWs

  • CheesyEarWax

    Awesome, we can be the judges. So shall we be the nice or the mean judge? ;-)

  • lofty

    And then along came Jones, slow talking Jones, slow moving Jones, slow hand Jones.

  • lofty

    I wonder from time to time, that if you use a slow hand, do you get the slow clap?
    One of life’s simple mysteries.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Apologies bros….Curryleaf cut & pasted Rolly Polly’s announcement for the Labour leader race word by word in his facebook….just a small trip…he has apologised to Rolly Polly…but he will bounce back…

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