Shearer’s next cunning stunt?

H/T: Dan News


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  • Travis Poulson

    It would be if it was limp.

  • steve and monique

    Well he is a cock.

  • Andrei

    That’s Gary Kasparov, he’s no friend of Putin

    • Andrei

      He’s talking about showing respect to political opponents and their views when it appears.

      After it is downed

      “I think we have to be thankful for the opposition’s demonstration of the level of discourse we can expect. Also, it seems most of their arguments are located below the belt”

      Then someone says
      “Finally political power shows its face!”

      and Kasparov replies “Well if that’s its face…..”

  • Latest “Man Ban – Pied Piper” drone ?

  • Steve (North Shore)

    All the guys/gays with small dicks stood on it and killed it.

  • Steve (North Shore)


  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Congratulations Bros – The GCSB bill has passed and the world has not ended. To all the stinking hippies and the left wing nutters who created such a hysteria including the garden gnome Campbell – “We won, you lost, eat that”

    This is what the smelling hippie has tweeted just a few moments ago….

    “The #GCSB bill narrowly passed tonite. In 2014 we’ll chuck the Nats out, repeal
    the bill, and review spy agencies. But we’ll need your help”

    • Hazards001

      I could give a fat flying dildo if it passed or not. The simple point I do care about is the government must be able to govern.

      The results of the latest poll I heard this morning give me no confidence moving into the future for the next year ahead and this whole GCSB debacle is likely to bring the Nats down.

      For as long as MMP exists then those of us that work hard and give a fuck about not just ourselves but our country and the future of our children along with the rest of it’s people are damn well going to have to lift our games if we want common sense and fair play to continue to keep us ahead of the likes of Greece, Spain, Venezuela and Australia (laffn at last)
      The fat hairy smelly bludgers and their ilk are beating down the doors of the pig pen to get to the trough and some of the fucking around on this issue has done no one any good.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Hazards001 – Snap out of the trance bro. The latest poll this morning is the Faifox-Ispos which has National at 48.5% and Sheep languishing at low 30s. Winnie the Poo is out of here.

        • Hazards001

          So is anyone’s bish “Peter Dunne Fuckall But Increase Bureaucracy” polling at 0 point 0 %

          The odds of the Commie Reds and the Gween taliban forming a coalition are now looking startlingly promising.
          JK needs a helper and Dunne is no longer it..I don’t see the worm turning any more for the gimpy lil shit…correct me if I’m wrong.
          Banks is despised by his own electorate and is likely to land in the piss pot so Key’s only real option for Epson is to stand a credible candidate and let the chips fall.
          The conservatives are seen by most as exactly what they are. The political equivalent of L Ron Hubbard and the church of Scientology. All piss and vinegar right up till you open the cupboard doors and see the looneys hiding in the dark.
          Peters will in a heartbeat align with the Labrador party of mutts if it gives him and his bludging no account troughers a shot at the baubles of power, the man may despise the gweens but that’s never stopped him in the past. Let no one fail to remember that Peters ability to rise from the dead on a bottle of Sav and a dodgy cigar is equal only to Lazarus!

  • CheesyEarWax

    Did they find this in Darien Fenton’s bedroom?

  • MrAuz1989

    The ideal Christmas gift! Give “a Flying Fuck” this Christmas and show you care!

  • Col

    Ha ha Noddy Norman was cocked up by a :Key player: as Shearer dicked him over the GCSB, only Shearer can too tell a cock and ball story, the Key to it was a Drone Cock penetrating any Green it could eye up.

  • blueballs

    I’d love to see a press conference where paddy gower gets his front teeth stoved in by this Phalicopter