Sure mum, you can get married again. Just don’t embarrass me, OK?


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  • P1LL

    Hahaha , what do you expect the song to be when all the groomsmen are wearing bandannas :P

  • Steve (North Shore)

    All of the aunties left

  • Agent BallSack

    Great song but definitely not a wedding march

  • Muffin


  • Patrick

    Both sets of parents must be so proud of how their children turned out, still there is no indication of the “class” of the parents so maybe these two are lifting the bar.

  • dumbshit

    if that is half sober, half pissed would be tragic

  • BigDes

    Trailer trash. Why would you play that with kids there.

  • GregM

    There was kids there, what the fuck were they thinking?

  • Col

    A benefit Bearing Bride by the looks of it. More than Likely if it was in NZ we would be paying for the wedding as well.

  • Travis Poulson

    I think Tragedy by the BeeGees would have been more apt.

  • Mark

    Who’s filming this – Michael J Fox?