Thursday nightCap


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  • Five girlfriends? I’ve got to build me one of those visitation centres!

  • Sponge

    Well fellas I am off on holiday. Baltimore, the south of France, Santorini and LA await me and the family. I am not sure how I will fill in my evenings but am sure I will work something out. Antio until November unless free wifi intervenes.

    • Sponge

      Oh and by the way:


      and Darren Hughes is a rat faced lying cunt.

  • Rodger T

    This guy makes the 3rd Eagle of the Apocalypse look sane.